Pearls Before Swine

An animated series about a guy named Martin Partin, his idiotic friend named Ronald, and a talking pig.

Pearls Before Swine is the worst show on television

by IntergalactalEnergy February 13, 2023

Red Pearl

When a lesbian blasts her period blood onto her lover's tits

"Dang girl - not only did you red pearl my knockers, you got it on my Melissa Etheridge poster!"

by Maya Ballsich February 14, 2023

White Pearl

After taking a huge load, she offers to give you a sensual massage for a job well done. While she’s on top of you she cream pies in between your buttcheeks leaving a white pearl in between.

She gave me a white pearl after the best sex she’s ever had!

by JRock1989 October 13, 2023

Country pearls

Country pearls is what you call that line of dirt that accumulates around your neck when you're filthy. You go for a run and don't shower for three days. You work outside and don't shower often you build a ring of dirt

Look at this guy's country pearls he obviously hasn't showered in a while.

by Nodose November 5, 2023

Eat pearl

To eat pearl is to lick clit.

I'm going to eat eat pearl

by Eat pearl December 27, 2023

pearl is so kind

"pearl is so kind", said by tiktok user indigo, on a video where pearl complimented her step sister's dress.

pearl is a fictional character in movies "pearl" (2022) and "X" (2022) and has killed around 7 people

pearl: my paralyzed dad and my responsible mother are so annoying. i wish they were dead so i could become a chorus girl.
indigo: pearl is so kind!

by maga :3 January 2, 2024

lip pearls

White Crusties in the corner of the mouth

Tyler wipe off those lip pearls

by Brody’s mom January 17, 2024