Palos Park

A affluent Chicago suburb know for high takes and a luxurious life style. When you live there you think it’s normal then you get out of Palos Park and Palos Heights and you see the slums, of you have to go to the public school don’t say your from palos park they rob you, everyone is privileged some people do drugs but you can’t tell, the Rolls Royce and Range Rover are the most common car, a lot of executives who work in the city live out here, don’t stay in the winter go to your Florida beach home, houses run from about 450,000 and up a nice one with move theater and large garage for your cars is about 600,000 even shit houses are like 300,000 if you live here try not to get robed by inter city kids who sneak into the schools just go to Brother Rice, Mother McAlly, or Marist like everyone else and your fine, party’s are usually small and filled with alcohol and other drugs over all a great place to grow up for the upper class.

My Range Rover is getting fixed so I had to drive the Mercedes this weekend how are me and the Brother Rice boys going to get to Chads party on the other side of Palos Park?

by Palos Park privileged October 7, 2019

linkin park

A nu-metal band who combine the following attributes to appeal to the mainstream:
- Vocals ranging from whimpering-to-screaming
- Rapping
- Computer generated music (particularly for song intros)
- Repetitive and extremely simplistic guitar playing
- Contrived dj scratching
- Lyrics stressing "pain, wounds (unhealing wounds in some cases), - memories and running away" without justification so as to appeal to the majority of teenagers or anybody who has ever felt a bit sad in their life.
- Songs strictly 2:30 to 3:30 minutes in length to fit radioplay standards rather than show musical expression.
- Gimmicky albums where songs are re-arranged and re-performed are put out more than their actual studio albums with original music (of which they have two, 'Hybrid Theory' and 'Meteroa')

Some typical linkin park lyrics
- "memories consume like opening the wound"
- "crawling in my skin, these wounds they will not heal"
- "it's easier to run replacing this pain with something numb"

by maidenheaven July 20, 2008

Como Park

a nieghborhood/park in st paul minn. borders the infamous rice street and the suburb of roseville minn. its home to the como zoo, the como park conservatory, como lake (named after the lake in italy), como pool, the "pits", como golf course and my favorite "creamy cone" (way better and cheaper than DQ). its home to the hmong vesival every year because of the big size in the hmong population, one of the biggest in the US. used to be blue collar area until recently when yuppies (took away massive bike jumps cuz they mariconos and thought it made the scenery better if they had more trees) diceded to move in. now rich people and relativly poor people live here. but still kids from private schools don't go into como cuz they think they gonna get shot and dumped into the lake. some people from como use "CP" in their tags

COMO KID: hey u guys wanna watch the game @ my house?

PRIVATE SCHOOL KIDS: sure where u live?

COMO KID: como park

PRIVATE SCHOOL KID: WWHHAATT!! i'll get shot by 789566224 hmongs an' they'll dump me in the lake!! HELLA NO!!

COMO KID: u r a racist, sheltered, dumbass piece of foreskin

by don_corleone November 10, 2008

Severna Park

A great place to be, but actually NOT the home of the greatest community college in the nation. Anne Arundel Community College has 3 locations that I'm aware of, one in Arnold, one in Glen Burnie, and one in Hanover next to the Arundel Mills mall....

Man some people are really stupid to confuse Severna Park with Arnold. An SP resident would want to take credit for AACC... until they actually have to attend.

by Lauren G F April 11, 2008

South Park

THE FUNNIEST SHOW EVER! the main characters are kyle, kenny wich keeps dieing & somehow coming back to life, stan, and obese racist, but funny eric.
(SOUTH PARK BEATS FAMILY GUY BY A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG SHOT!) BTW: south park is not a real town for those who are retarted (no offence)

south park kicks ass allllllllllll the way! you can watch free whole episodes @ southparkstudios.com, when you get to the site just click full episodes!

by the guy who's a south park fan February 11, 2009

roselle park

A really small town in Union County, New Jersey. Next to Union, Roselle, and Cranford. It's only a square mile so everyone knows everyone. There's a bike path near the NJ Transit rails that's always being checked out by cops. There used to be the grove near the HS where everyone would set things on fire and smoke shit. It's a really dramatic town with gangster wannabes and there are barely any normal, down to earth people. Despite all that, they have the hottest girls out there. The rival team is from Kenilworth aka the Brearley Bears.

Guy 1: Yo you headed to the grove?
Guy 2: Stupid, it's not there anymore but we still can smoke some shit. You up for it?
Guy 1: Hell yea
Guy 2: Damn I love Roselle Park. Can do any shit around here.

by aaron westbrook October 18, 2007

Linkin park.

1. Rap/metal/rock band with an intriguing beat and dark lyrics.

2. A group known only for the lead singer, Chester Bennington, who pretty much makes Linkin Park what it is.

3. Regarding quality of music: To all their own. Yet the blatant messages of teenage angst don't always apply...even though most of their fanbase is stuck on the literal.

4. Albums include: Meteora, Hybrid Theory, Reanimation, Collision Course (collaboration w/JayZ)

She can't hide no matter how much she tries,
Her secret disguised behind the lies.
And at night she cries away her pride,
With eyes shut tight staring at her inside.
All her friends know why she can't sleep at night.
All her family asking if she's alright.
All she wants to do is get rid of this hell.
But all she's gotta do is stop kidding herself.

"Carousel"

Damn, your music's so teenage angst it could rival Linkin Park's.

by Caisha Sin'ya April 16, 2005