Pulling A Chontos

To do something idiotic, rude, or just plain stupid.

Guy #1: Dude, I just accidentally hit that girl in the face with a water bottle.

Guy #2: I know man, you are definitely pulling a chontos

by JacksonHebe October 19, 2011

Pull a Phillip

A very specific case of texttake, when a dude accidentally sends a gloriously soppy love message to his buddies instead of his beloved beau.
Also a verb: to Phillip
Coined in the mid-2010's in a pub in Dublin.

Phil to his bros while out on the lash: Just sending a quick text to the boss
Bros receive msg to The Bros WhasApp group: Hey babe, I hate not being with you. I JUST FUCKIN HATE IT.
Bros to Phil after snorting beer: HA HA HA HA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HA HA HA You just pulled a Phillip!
Phil to self: Fuck my life

Len to self when rat-arsed with his bros and about to sext Claire: don't pull a Phillip... don't pull a Phillip...

by SimoB August 12, 2020

Pulling a Phil

The act of turn left from a right hand lane while honking your horn, waving your hands in the air and yelling crazily at the car in the left lane

This shitty insurance salesman in a Buick was pulling a Phil next to us at the stop sign in BFE Ohio, so we followed him for a while and kept honking our horn to piss him off.

by BigTman May 24, 2012

pull a Goku

to pat someone’s crotch to find out if they are a boy or a girl

That weirdo just tried to pull a Goku on me!

by Mr. Twinkieface January 11, 2021

pulled a sage

When someone says they'll call you back but never does.

"Sage just pulled a sage again." "Wow they're so pulling a sage right now."

by kayoriko November 19, 2021

Pulling a Yang

To stay at work hours after your shift is over, mainly due to not focusing at tasks at hand.

Person 1: "It's 10pm, I thought your shift ended at 7"

Person 2: "Yeah, I'm running behind I started talking to people then I saw something shiny"

Persons 1: "ah you're pulling a Yang"

by Ahb2017 July 25, 2017

pulling a parker

the act of ruining your chances to hit with an almost sure date by talking about fecal matter

"he's so in"

"yeah but i think he might be pulling a parker"

"figures"

by Baker146 January 13, 2011