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Pulling an Oracle

When a person, company or organization takes over something that people depend on, then totally screw it up so bad, or jack the price up ridiculously high, that it's now completely unusable and loads of people are just plain screwed. The perpetrator then gets off totally scott free, laughing in total glee at others misfortune. Usually used to destroy a competing service, company, technology, person, memory, holiday or other resource. Named for Oracle, Inc. after their acquisition of Sun Microsystems, and Oracle's subsequent destruction of the Java programming language and MySQL database system. But applicable to every day life by cool people as well as nerds. Because cool people are actually smart, not pathetic losers who revel in their own idiocy.
Say you're at a party and some dude grabs your beer then spits in it. "Want it back now?" he says. That's Pulling an Oracle.

Or, say your best buddy had sex with your girlfriend. You can't sleep with her ever again - not after he's been playin' around in that! He just pulled an Oracle.

Another example: say you have sex with a girl for the first time on Christmas eve. Like the dumbass you are, you fall head over heals for her. Then she goes and fucks every guy in sight and laughs her ass off at your subsequent state of total disarray. Now, every time you think of Christmas, you think of her - and all the pain she brought into your world. That's one masterful Pulling of an Oracle.
by TwistedMotherFucker December 12, 2010
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Pulling a brinna

The action of sucking dick in the back seat of your car whilst your mom is driving.
I was pulling a brinna last night with my boyfriend, my mom had no clue.
by Bumbbumbtits April 19, 2018
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'Pulling a Mojang'

1 When you give your children their birthday presents in two-installments over the course of 8 months.

2 When you taunt your children with birthday presents two, often three years before you intend to give them their birthday presents.
I was totalling 'Pulling a Mojang' on my kids the other year. I told them in the fall of 2019 they were getting their coolest birthday presents ever. Too bad they don't know they're actually getting them in the winter of 2022.
by mojangdetractor81 October 18, 2021
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Pulling for Chuck

Term for old people masturbating; usually accompanied by viagra, ensure lubricant and chuck berry guitar riffs.
I went to visit my grandparents at Christmas and I walked in on my grandpa pulling for chuck, while my grandma watched. I can never listen to Roll Over Beethoven ever again.
by Drunken Irish Bastard January 14, 2011
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Pulling A Mirage

Pulling a Mirage is lying about attempting suicide after a three day relationship, only for your online friends to find out that you’re mowing the lawn at that very instant from your sister.
We can’t hang out with Michael anymore, he’s toxic because he’s Pulling A Mirage
by pleaseshutupreese June 12, 2020
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Pulling a Wetzel

Leaving 10 minutes early for lunch to beat the crowd
We’re pulling a Wetzel at lunch today
by Pulling a Wetzel October 30, 2018
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Pulled a Mel

To leave your computer in the middle of a conversation with somebody without telling them you are going away.
"So I hear girls like you don't play world of warcraft, what do you think?"

" "

"Oh wtf I can't believe you pulled a mel in the middle of our conversation!"
by Dragonaught April 27, 2009
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