haitian swimming pool

noun: when a man is sitting on the toilet and taking a dumb and a girl comes over and does a reverse cowgirl in mid crap.

Man I had this mexican food last night and I had to take the worst shit, but girl came and gave me a haitian swimming pool.

by Charlie May 13, 2005

Poole Palacing

crazy ass nigger dance done in ATL at the poole palace

Nigga I see you poole palacing all round this bitch

by Sanchy 2 Dance July 28, 2008

pool rack with afro hair

another nyc radio goody...when a girl's most intimate of areas is so hairy that it looks like a pool rack pushed down over an afro when viewed from above...

Bitch so hairy her snatch looks like a pool rack with afro hair

by Tony Montana April 24, 2004

Pool Creepos

Another name for young men between the ages of 18 and 26 who hang around any pool that has young women nearby. These men may potential whistle, give cat calls, or call random girls their girlfriends even if they have never been properly introduced. These young men tend to come off as immature, slob-like, and ego-driven.

I like to steer clear of the pools in town because I don't want to deal with the Pool Creepos.

by Quzanna June 27, 2010

corsica in the pool

the term "Corsica in the pool" is a rephrasing of lyrics originally found in a cali Hip-Hop jam by E40 (or E-40) in which the lead vocals urge listeners to "ghost ride the whip" OR "ghost ride da whip" the whole thing sounds catchy enough to double as the chorus actually. in any case, the original phrasing found in this song was actually eclipsed by the trend it helped popularize (ghost riding da whip). this is of course the act of driving one's car (preferably an escalade) slowly on a strait-away, then jumping out of the vehicle and dancing along-side (or on the hood) to ones favorite song with added browny points for playing E40. accordingly, "Corsica in the Pool" can be most accurately compared to a weird al yankovic song because of it's qualities as a parody. In the "corsica" version, the song promotes the act of placing a chevy corsica in one's back yard pool as a demonstration of one's "balla" status. And as a further step towards said goal, gold rims and other common "gangsta" car accessories might be fitted to the car as a further demonstration of status.

this is an up-and-coming fad that is sure to be seen on MTV cribs within a matter of months.

" x4 corsica in the pool
x8 now...swim
x4 put those spinner rims on
x2 now...gas, brake, dip, dip "

by David Cummings December 11, 2008

Pool Noodle

A teenage guy who thinks he is the absolute shit, but in reality just a weak, flimsy, bony, and cocky individual. They only listen to mainstream rap artists and use daddy's money to flaunt their wealth. They have no muscular strength whatsoever, but still manage to get the hottest girls. Pool Noodles are typically out wearing short shorts with boat shoes and preppy shirts.

I can crush that pool noodle like a toothpick!

by ThatRichSmartGuy February 8, 2020

Drop the kids off at the pool

If you are a lady and you have just had sexy times with a man without a condom. You may need to drop the (potential) kids off at the pool to prevent a wet patch in the bed and subsequent damp patches in her panties.

That was nice darling. I just need to drop the kids off at the pool before we go to sleep.

by Bazzlington June 9, 2018