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online play anger

its when you are super ultra mother-fucking pissed off at an online game. like call of duty or halo. like when there's nubetubers and ultra omega campers.
me - What the fucking shit fucking fuckitty fuck fuck STOP NUBETUBING U MOTHER FUCKER

Dog - *stares*...(online play anger)

me - FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!
by moshi1010 April 6, 2010
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consensual role play

On a MUSH (sort of like a text-based MMO), Consensual Roleplay means that your character will not get into any sticky wickets that you do not want him/her to get in. You control your destiny, and if Quickswitch wants to murder you with his space-puma jaws, you can say no. Alternately, you can't touch Alpha Q in the swimsuit area without his written permission.
"You can't kill Cliffjumper, Scourge! He doesn't consent. We have a 'consensual role play' policy! Learn that shit!"
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bare-handed double play

a regrettable phenomenon, most typically occurring on a diaper table, wherein an undiapered baby "drops a deuce" then encores with a "golden shower", as (s)he is being adjusted to fit into the clean diaper. As the definition implies, the resultant fluids thoroughly coat the adult's hands, typically through a disgusting direct hit. Silently enduring this or laughing aloud is a sure evidence of evolutionary fitness; why else would one tolerate a little person relieving him/herself directing onto one's hands?
While "turning a bare-handed double play" is among the most vaunted and skillful of infielders' defensive plays, it is among the lowest of indignities on the diaper table. Though it does also require quick thinking and defensive maneuvers to keep fluids off clothes and clean diapers and changing pads, any such heroics are outweighed by the hilarious, disgusting and deflating fact of hands covered in baby urine and poop.
by Henry's Dad August 28, 2010
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Most Addictive Game Play Now

What Urb knows you're bored and is trying to get you to play that game instead of searching up qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and stuff like that.
Baluc: Man, that annoying ad is always there with that big ass girl
Beson: Maybe they are trying to cure your boredom, so you don't have to search qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.

Baluc: Oh, yeah, it is called "Most addictive game play now" ur right, maybe they know your bored because your on urban dictionary, so they want you to get addicted to that game. Ill go play it right now.
by tecopux October 21, 2021
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most addictive game play now

An unclosable inappropriate ad that most frequently appears on Urban Dicktionary. Only an AdBlocker can save you from this swamp of mosquitoes
Ad: "MOST ADDICTIVE GAME PLAY NOW"
Me: Ads? More like ass!
by ThatTrainAnimationH8er January 18, 2022
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hey jimmy i want to play fortnite

hey jimmy i want to play fortnite means you dont want to play fortnite
by ReezeX May 13, 2019
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Play the white man

To behave in a fair, acceptable manner.
"Come on mate, play the white man, you're acting like a fucking Jungle Bunny"
by Ross October 26, 2004
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