top jockey

Woman who likes to go on top and ride cock hard

Your mum's a right top jockey

by Shagass September 8, 2017

top spaceship

someone who prefers to go on top during intercourse, also someone I love dearly, they're also half spaceship

I love you Top Spaceship
Thank you for being there for me Top Spaceship

by peterparker1616 May 23, 2018

Yoghurt top

When you blow your juicy load over your partners chest and then proceed to smear the baby gravy across the chest until it resembles a t-shirt or a "top".

Dude I totally gave your mum a yoghurt top last night, it was great. I made her lick it off my hands afterwards.

by kyle hudson small May 27, 2018

Top set

In a secondary school, there are sometimes these things called sets. these are when the year groups are divided into classes based on there score on their entrance exam (and so, their intelligence).
The top set is supposed to be the most intelligent people in the year.

Now I've cleared that up, top set is the people whose mums bribed the teachers.

"How many genuinely intelligent people are there in top set?"
"Three."

by That friend who likes a fight March 8, 2021

Top-sighted

The inability to see a woman's bottom half while intoxicated.

"When I sobered up and the top-sightedness wore off, I realized that her physique looked like an upside down maraca."

"All I saw was a pretty face and a nice rack. I had no idea her body actually looked like my bong."

by David B Weingarten September 11, 2011

knuffy top

A muffin top above the knee, often dangling halfway over the knee.

It was so hot out, you could see the sweat from his Knuffy top through his jeans.

by Daytona2 July 2, 2021

Biscuit Top

Cutting the corners while making a dessert by just using cans of pre made biscuits as the dessert topper instead of making it from scratch.

She cut corners on her desserts, she used a biscuit top to top her desserts.

by DNAGuy January 24, 2022