San Francisco Giants

A National League baseball team with the best pitching staff in the MLB and the worst hitting in the MLB.

John: Fuckin' a, the San Francisco Giants hitting is once again terrible this year.

Mike: You know, they say defense wins ballgames. With Barry Zito, Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, and Jonathan Sanchez, their pitching will be phenomenal this year.

John: Yeah, too bad they haven't scored a run to back that up since the Nixon Administration.

by NotAustinIswear May 24, 2010

San Luis Potosi

A city inside the state of San Luis potosi, Mexico. A very nice city, with a population of around 2,500,000. Good places to visit: Puente de dios; beautiful waterfalls, and caves filled with hundreds of bats, the water is a bright turquoise, the locals are very nice too! Another place: Real De Catorce, an old town, which is believed by many, is haunted with spirits, it also has a giant tunnel that goes on for miles. Another place: Tacos el wedo, and Tacos el Min, which are both really good taco stands. You should also visit El centro de San Luis, or downtown San Luis potosi. I hope this helps a little, by the way, this city is nothing like Tijuana.

Guy 1: hey man, wanna go to Tijuana? Guy 2: Hell naw! Let's go to San Luis potosi, i don't wanna get beheaded and or shot down on the street in Tijuana!

by Deadmau5foEVA July 16, 2011

San Diego Steamer

When you shit the bed and blame it on the other person you are sleeping with. To properly pull off you must clean yourself up in the middle of the night, wipe shit inside the other persons pants and go back to sleep. In the morning the joke is on them!

I was totally wasted last night and shit the bed. Fortunately I pulled off a successful San Diego Steamer and she never found out it was me.

by San RR April 15, 2009

San Bruno

A mangy shit-stain on the map, located geographically in the place where San Francisco's ass would be placed. This awful little hell hole is full of a variety of scum. Most notable being: Boy-hungry pedophiles, over breeding trash, your run of the mill burn outs, and gilded peasants. Be sure to use alternative routes,but if you find yourself stuck in San Bruno, do not panic, but continue in any given direction until you are outside the city limits.

I can tell you are from San Bruno by the way you keep eyeing my son you sick creep.

by Just Too Honest July 24, 2016

San Francisco Wedding

A two-pair poker hand in which two queens or two kings are present. San Francisco is often generalized as having many homosexual individuals and being on the forefront of gay marriage; thus, having two queens, or "women", or two kings, or "men", creates a gay "wedding/marriage" and a San Francisco Wedding.

Joe, Sarah, Bob, and Anna are playing poker.

Joe: "I'll see your $20 and raise you $50"
Sarah: "I call. I've got a San Francisco Wedding."
Bob: "What's a San Francisco Wedding?"
Anna: "A two-pair with queens or kings, Bob. I've got a full house, though. PWN!"

by dghul July 11, 2009

UC San Marcos

The ultimate UC. This school is so good that absolutely no one can get in.

Dumbass: "Dude, I got into UC San Marcos!"
Sarcastic Asshat: "WOW. You must be on a whole new plane of existence"

by XxRektURmuMxX April 1, 2018

San Diego State

A school located in San Diego. Home to the SDSU Aztecs and some of the hottest girls around. Parties are about as common as rice in China. Also has a parking lot that is more jammed up than the 405 freeway on friday afternoon.

If you're a true San Diegan, or one of the many NorCalers that wish they were, you probably go to this school!

Guy 1: I go to UCSB
Guy 2: I go to Chico State
Guy 3: I go to San Diego State, fuck yeah!
Guys 1&2: We wish we partied as hard as you guys

by AztecZuL September 27, 2006