Round Table

A Round Table is when to settle an AMMA fight the floor drops out into a subbasement chamber where the fighters (the Knights) stand in a circle facing inward and masturbate. The first one to come wins. This may seem counterintuitive but it's actually really hard to jerk off with 9 other knights looking at you and therefore is the ultimate demonstration of dominance.

He won the AMMA competition through a Round Table

by Blenn May 10, 2025

TABLE-BRO

Someone who only armwrestles at practices, doesnt compete in armwrestling tournaments because it costs money.

Im not paying money to compete, im just a table-bro!

by Jeffwithag97 September 16, 2025

table

To be flatchested but have 4 nips

Cover your table!

Jenny stop showing ya table, ya hooligan!

by Hitler's table Eleanor February 5, 2018

Tableing

When you and your homies go out while being drunk and distract someone as another person comes from behind and body slams the unsuspecting victim into a table, then crushing them with another table.

Yooo me and the guys went out last night and started tableing unsuspecting elderly people. You gotta join us tomorrow night!

by Theonewhowhat March 19, 2025

Table 43

Where the most fun of friend groups sit during school hours.

Yeah all the seats are packed cuz it’s Table 43

by /PiñheAd/ November 17, 2021

table water

table water is just like water but now its on a table. most people share it in restaurants or sm

Person 1: "OMG ITS WATER BUT ON A TABLE"

Person 2: *faints of amazement due to the existence of the table water*

by The Bad Command Station July 25, 2025

table water

A bottle of water that looks like what you would find on a restaurant table.

You are face timing a friend and you get you bottle of table water, they say, "omg, she's got her table water you noob!" and you say," stop noosing me noob"

by The bigger pro 1 October 26, 2019