Have A Cow

Instead of Saying. Keep Your Kinckers On really. Just A Lil' Bit More Hip And Modern. Yeah.

'I F****** HATE YOU MAN'
'Wooh. Don't Have A Cow Man.'

by ELLE :) October 16, 2006

Milk the Cow

Milk the Cow. It can be used in any situation!

Gosh Claudia! Milk the Cow and get to work! You know you have a math exam tomorrow!

by thecowmilker April 24, 2011

cow tipping

Going up to a sleeping cow and push it over

it is posible you have to have about six people and run very fast at it

hey look a sleeping cow

by Townie killer November 12, 2004

ugly cow

The most disgusting thing to ever pollute the earth, an ugly cow is an offensive remark and a slur, to associate one with the horrors of foul cows.

Guy 1: Ugh my ex is such an ugly cow, I can't believe I ever dated her.
Guy 2: I tried to tell ya, you picked up a real grenade.

by Putroka December 30, 2011

glock a cow

The act of shooting semen into the mouth of a Vegan.

Shit man, sometimes you gotta glock a cow.

by Subrandom May 20, 2007

Cow Tipping

When your fucking a really fat girl from behind and when you finish you push her over.

i was cow tipping this girl and she fell off the bed.

by Trizzy_trey_77 February 24, 2015

cow whisperer

A Vermon who seduces painted plywood cows, known as Plycows, to come graze in his front yard.

Look at the lovely Plycows in the Cow Whisperer's front yard.

by Tara March 29, 2005