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Chocolate lesbians

An alternative term for ‘chocolate leibniz
by Chocolesbian April 10, 2023
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Chocolate dish

Mmm, I sure want a taste of that Chocolate dish!
by Thomas Kriegl January 2, 2020
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Chocolate Banana

When two people have anal sex and when the guy pulls out of the anus. There is shit on his penis so his sex partner proceeds to suck all the shit off of the cock.
Damn, Emma really gave Wyatt that Chocolate Banana the other day.
by KaiShotto May 8, 2020
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Chocolate Milk

Chocolate Milk is an example of High Demand and Low Supply. At school cafeterias, they are used as a currency to trade lunches.

To obtain a Chocolate Milk, you can either A: Pay for it like a Scrub, or B: Trade an item of food of equal or more value in exchange for Chocolate Milk.

Having Chocolate Milk, you shouldn't drink it, as it, like all other School Lunch foods, is made of sodomized Toxic Waste. Instead, use it to bargain other people out of lunch items that you think look good. Those with the most Chocolate Milk cartons are the most powerful, and thus can barter for more food items.
Nolan: Hey, Jake, Can I have some of those Tater Tots?
Jake: Sure, but you gotta give me some of that Chocolate Milk
Nolan: Alright, Alright, you drive a hard bargain.
Nolan:*hands over milk*
Jake:*hands over tater tots*
Nolan: pleasure doing business with you, good sir.
by AntifaRedPanda September 9, 2020
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Walk chocolate

The walk you have to do to another bathroom when you are out of toilet paper after a dump and need to wipe.
I had to walk chocolate across the house just to get some toilet paper
by notactuallyajew October 4, 2020
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Chocolate Schneider

When you dip an erect dick in melted cannabis infused chocolate and offer it to your high partner as their next hit
My girl loves edibles so much she asked me for a Chocolate Schneider
by Riley85 April 23, 2022
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Chocolate loaf

A type of poo comparably in texture, size and colour to a loaf of seeded bread

It's weight may differ when compared, however this usually depends on the amount of lead dust you have consumed beforehand
My asshole went from a cheerio to a manhole cover after that chocolate loaf!
So that's why there was a slimy loaf of bread in the urinal
by Reggiedownthestreet January 16, 2022
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