pocket noise

The noise you hear on the other end of the phone when someone's cell phone key pad got mashed in their pocket and accidentally called you. The person who called doesn't even know they've called.
The sound is usually a combination of static, muffled voices, loud bar music, or inaudible random conversation.
This often leads to incredibly long phone messages, and potentially large long-distance charges.

"Dude! You called me earlier today, but all I heard was pocket noise."

by AmyT June 28, 2007

Pocket hands

When you have reck it Ralph hands and you struggle to get them out from your pocket in time when you fall over and then end up face planting. Often associated with Liams

Liam turner has dirty pocket hands

by SparkyEveriss April 22, 2020

pontoon pocket

The area in between pressed-inward breasts (see also: cleavage, the valley)) where one would insert their penis (referred to by some as a pontoon ) to engage in mammary intercourse (see also: titfuck)

Coined by SizeQueenSupreme

He stuffed a Jackson into the stripper's pontoon pocket, fervently dreaming of jammin' his wang in there.

by Sukebe- No Kotoba October 19, 2008

Pocket mushroom

When someone has an erection and to keep it from showing you hold the tip of your dick through your pocket

This pretty girl bended over in front of me at work today I had to hold my pocket mushroom for hours

by Joey 240 December 18, 2016

Pocket Goblin

A word to describe your small friends

(friend 1): "(friend 2) is so small that they're a pocket goblin!"

by Saki_<3 January 15, 2021

Pink Pocket

The female reproductive organ, otherwise known as the Vagina,Pussy.

ALEX SHE PUT THAT SHIT IN HER PINK POCKET!!!

by Whitboi93 August 25, 2008

Hot Pocket

The act of sneaking up and sliding your cock into a co-worker's or buddy's pocket and blowing your load.

Tom: "I went 2 months without ejaculating so that my dick would be sensitive enough to cum just from sliding it into Steve's pocket. I think I traumatized him into shock!"

Bob: "Sweet. Gave that honky the old Hot Pocket!"

by mrcheesenowait January 25, 2012