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nerd-square

The quality of simultaneously being a nerd and a square. In many cases, a nerd-square is a square as a result of excessive nerdiness.
"Hey, are you going to the party tomorrow?"

"No, I'm going to stay home and study quantum physics while watching Sarah Palin's cooking show."

"What a nerd-square..."
by Dr. dusarO August 17, 2011
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nerd hearder

Someone who rallys nerds around a common cause. A leader of nerds. A recruiter for a nerd ideal, interest or endeavor.
Jeff is really into Lord of the Rings. He talks to everyone about it, he's such a nerd hearder
by T-Bone October 28, 2003
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Music Nerd

A person or a friend who is heavily in to music They listen to music all the time and you can't always talk to them because they are in their own little world.

Some play an instrument like the piano or trumpet. After they play one song they know it by heart. They are often kind people when you talk to them, but you mess up a song and they will go ballistic. They wear over sized glasses or just plain glasses and are always out of style.
Girl: "Did you see him?! He played so well."
Guy: "Yeah I saw him and he's a music nerd, I mean look at those glasses."
Girl: " I guess he is nerdy with those glasses on."
by musicwomen May 17, 2010
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Plant nerd

Any person who is more interested in the growing and consuming of weird plants than the opposite sex.
I caught this guy outside my window. I thought he was watching me undress. Turns out he was getting high off my flowers, fucking plant nerd.
by Macistan December 28, 2009
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semi nerd

A growing stereotype amongst male teenagers. It is someone between a computer nerd and sports addict. While semi nerd's are usually highly intelligent, they arent very interested in sports, or corny video games and over the top maths.

A typical semi nerd may play a console video game such as medal of honor, or Halo, they have many friends of both genders, but usually play two to no sports.

It could be said that they aren't nerds but they do nerd related activities in a 'cool' way.
Sporty Person: Look at this semi nerd, playing his pokemon or what ever...
Semi Nerd: Halo bro, get it right.
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Nerd: Im sooo smarter than you, what is (27x11)/cosine(2+1)
Semi Nerd: Umm, can you use it in a sentence?
by A Semi Nerd January 4, 2011
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Google nerd

1. Someone who is astoundingly familiar with the workings of various Google products and services, and tells all of their friends about the such products.

2. Someone who uses various Google products and services way too much to be considered normal. Products used include but are not limited to- Google Earth, Google Scholar, Google News (a personalized home/news page is a must for a Google nerd), Google Maps, Google Calendar, Google Books, Google Video, Google Talk and Google Catalogs.
Person 1: "Dude, did you see I emailed you a Google voice message about how I saw my house on Google Maps and then found a corresponding satellite image on Google Earth? I tried to talk to you on Google talk, but I was too busy looking through articles on Google Scholar and Google News while reconfiguring my Google Desktop and adjusting my Google Calendar to pay attention when you responded. You also should check out this sweet video of our Spanish project that I put up on Google Video."

Person 2: "You are such a Google nerd"
by Google Fiend December 20, 2006
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Nerd Core

To be nerdy in the best way possible.
Weezer, Strong bad, Tetris, AquaBats, and a million other dorky cool things
by de_J$ September 14, 2003
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