Nerf Bat

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1. Liternally, it is a soft, foam-rubber bat, produced by Nerf(c), a subsidiary of Hasbro(C) Inc. Notoriously better at wounding the victim's pride than causing actual injury.

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2. Based on def. 1 above, "Nerf Bat" has come to refer to the implement that a game developer wields when reducing the effectiveness of a class in a computer game, usually an MMORPG. This process is also known as "Nerfing." See NERF for more info.

1. Ow! That...err...didn't hurt that much, but why did you hit me with that nerf bat?

2. This class was almost fun until they beat it to death with the nerf bat!

by The Baron October 10, 2003

White and nerdy

The theme song to all nerds who ever wanted to be gangstas.

I'm just to White and nerdy.

by 1337 lord October 10, 2006

nerdstick

A nickname for all of the various memory sticks that plug into USB outlets on modern computers, especially those with a string or lanyard that nerds use to hang them around their necks.

The alternative spelling of this word is nerd-stick.

Hey, can you pass me that nerdstick so that I can save my file.

I have to buy a nerdstick with more memory because this one is simply not sufficient.

by Karen & Andy June 20, 2006

nerfssassinate

to sneak up on someone and 'Assassinating' them using a nerf gun. most likely done in public

frank: I'm going to nerfssassinate bob

by tanaka sagara March 3, 2007

nerkogeek

A person who is a combination of a nerd, dweeb, dork, and/or geek; not necessarily an insult.

"Marvin never comes out of his room, all he does is play guitar and talk on the computer."
"I know, what a nerkogeek."

by VictoriaAndMarvin January 27, 2008

nerd cable

The use of BitTorrent, hulu.com, rapidshare.com, etc. to download and watch TV shows instead of regular cable.

I missed Battlestar Galactica on SciFi last night, but I caught it later on nerd cable.

by cablenerd January 23, 2009

nerdphone

Having a conversation on instant messaging services such as gchat and AIM, the computer equivalent of talking on the phone, hence "nerdphone." A synonym for instant messaging.

"My cell phone's cutting out, but I'm almost home. We'll just talk on the nerdphone."

by thisrecording June 29, 2009