Boss Music

That feeling when you fucked up and feel like you hear suspension music.

Person 1: Oh fudge I friggin started a fire!
Also Person 1: Why do I hear Boss Music?

by TheNonDefinitioner March 1, 2021

Music Theory

A class in which you avoid parallel fifths and octaves like they’re the Rona and also don’t double the leading tone. Also you get the added bonus of confusing the heck out of yourself trying to tell the difference between the three types of augmented sixth chords.

Person: Why are you up at 8am?
Me: I have an 8am class
Person: And what class is that?
Me: Music Theory...

by Pialinist April 28, 2021

Prison music

A way to formally address drill music. Often used by boomers who hate any form of UK rap in this specification: UK Drill music

You: “Alexa, play Digga D - Chingy”
Boomer: “Turn off that prison music!”

by THELATINKID April 29, 2021

Jeopardy Music

That doo doo doo doo doo doo doo sound that plays during Ginal Jeopardy on the TV show, but when someone asks a tricky question in real life, a douchebag will probably repeat it for annoying sound effect purposes.

George: What's the capital of South Dakota?
Mike: Ummm....
George: Doo doo doo doo doo doo dooo...
Mike: Stop playing the Jeopardy Music it's so annoying!

by notinsouthdakotalolzerz August 4, 2012

Music obscurist

An obscure music listener who pretty much judges music by their obscurity than the actual music. Try going on sites like Sputnikmusic.com, last.fm, rateyourmusic or something like that or even youtube, and there will be some obscurists there. Usually they deny that fact that they are an obscurist and get batshit insane if you point it out. They may say they listen to whatever approves to their ears. However, often you'll notice that depending on what site they're on, if you look on their playlists on youtube or scrobbles on last.fm, everything there is ultra obscure music that hasn't made even 5 sells yet. Some will also point out the "true" and "false" of genres. Anything they like,they say is automatically underground,even if it has been famous before. Anything they hate, regardless of the popularity, they call mainstream or "hipster faggotry". Some people sometimes call these people "music elitists". However, they aren't necessarily elitists for this. They definitely are purists though. Some will say that all punk rock must be underground otherwise it's "poser punk", despite that the Ramones, the Clash and Sex Pistols were really popular, and even the Ramones are still famous today. Even a lot of punk bands have appeared on Guitar Hero so thus, that's completely stupid to think.

Normal guy: Hey, I heard you like metal music. You like Megadeth or Pantera or even Job for a Cowboy?
Music Obscurist: You're a fucking poser! Job for a Cowboy?! They are a bunch of posers! And you can't even name any real metal band besides the very famous and legendary ones. Listen to REAL metal if you want to be a real metalhead! Like Unbidden, Murder Reconstruction, Brain Drill, Anaya, Misery Index, etc.

by e9d8e2yh9d8yd92 July 26, 2013

Musical saw

Using a woodcutting saw to play musical notes. Typically, a violin or cello bow is used to vibrate the saw while bending it to raise the pitch. Bowing the saw produces a very ethereal tone that's somewhat like a very soft flute.

The musical saw sounds like: oooooooouuuuuuuuooouuoouuuuuhhh~

Many people think it's a strange instrument.

by xXx420NoScOp3zxXx1995 September 13, 2013

danish music

Great music to listen to if you don't want people to know what you're listening to.

Bob: What should I do ifI don't want people to know what I'm listening to?
Karin: Just listen to danish music.
Bob: Why?
Karin: Because americans don't seem to care about danish music.
Bob: Ok...

by Devil Kisses December 18, 2011