tristan murphy

some who breaks up with people over text

oh you dated tristan murphy
yeah! he didnt wait to see me in person and broke up with me over text without ever fucking checking in

by apersonnnig February 13, 2022

Dirty Murphy

A pedo

They give off Dirty Murphy energy.

by Urmommy25 February 28, 2022

Sarah Murphy

Sarah Murphy is a manipulative person. in my eyes atleast..

"Who is sarah Murphy?"
"A manipulative person.."
"HEY I heard that!"

by installation March 4, 2022

Brady Murphy

qui gon giin when he plays basketball

wow he a brady murphy

by Lebronfan123 March 28, 2022

Evie Murphy

starred in a game show called swashbuckle. she didn't actually thats a lie. shes proper lanky though

yo can you see evie murphy over there??
yo shes totally lanky

by yohohoho May 23, 2022

The Murphy

When you are on all fours over a sleeping girl. As you stare directly into her eyes you begin urinating on her chest.

Doing the Murphy

by Speeg July 23, 2022

Esteban Murphy

The biggest capper

Guy 1: I’ll be online tonight

Guy 2: No you won’t, you’re such an Esteban Murphy

by Johnnyon the spot July 26, 2022