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striking mud

Coming across more crap than gold when searching for something; An unusually bad streak of luck
Fred: How's the search for tunes on Beatport going?

Alfred: Not good mate, I've been striking mud too much. Too many shit tunes out there and a lot of misleading samples.
by Notanon December 1, 2013
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mud massage

The act of defecating into a vagina and then engaging in intercourse.
After Indian food last night, I had an amazing mud massage.
by Struggling scartist January 22, 2021
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Mud-sweeper

A term to describe a type of shit that is so wet it takes almost the entire roll of toilet paper to clean up yourself. Usually followed by a skid mark or safety wipe
Guy: "I gotta change my underwear soon, I had a mud-sweeper earlier"

Guy #2: "Make sure you do a safety wipe afterwards"
by becauseimapotato May 21, 2016
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Mud Chum

When you have steaming but uniform liquid feces come out of your anus. Most of the time Mud Chum passes your system in 2-5 sessions. It’s a relatively messy wipe but a quick session.
Damn bro I just had to stop the Netflix ‘N’ Chill to hit the porcelain for a little Mud Chum session! I ain’t gonna flush XD!”
by Lordo Corn August 8, 2023
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Mud Moling

Going Mud Moling means performing anal. To Mud Mole is to insert oneself inside the anus of a coworker or dear friend or mistress. A mud mole could be the aftermath of your penis after going mud moling. Mud moling should be an Olympic sport.
"Bro I mud moled your sister last night. It was all her idea to go mud moling. Turns out it wasn't her first time."

Drake the Snake
by Natef Warrior January 25, 2021
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Mud Brain

Occurs during to the seemingly FOREVER period of time between running out of ADD meds and becoming eligible to refill. In most cases, said person becomes unable to function in any sort of productive or sensible way. Withdrawal symptoms include but aren’t limited to; complete loss of ability to focus,
Nan: Oh my god, dude. I have total mud brain! Can't refill for 6 days!
Bert: I know, right?
Nan: I’m gonna go outside and drag my face on the concrete
Bert: Chewbacca does not live on Endor
by ChellChell September 9, 2010
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mud man

a derogatory word towards the minority race of a nigger
"Look daddy theres a great big mud man!!!"

"daddy there is a mud man in the bath room who tried to play a game of butt darts with me, his name was bubba."
by tyler boyles October 22, 2006
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