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National mondayween

Hey it’s National Mondayween; it’s Halloween on a Monday wear your scariest and freakiest Halloween costumes
David:hey it’s National Mondayween what costume you wearing to school today
by Dad Dae October 30, 2022
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Matrix Mondays

Definition: Matrix Mondays

An information technology error or incident or series of incidents that occur on any Monday and ultimately disrupts productivity for a valuable period time.

Examples in a sentence:
James: “I can’t seem to integrate calendly to my email calendar and we need to prioritize this immediately.” Matt can you setup your calendly IMAP server now.”

Response: “No way it’s Monday… I’m not starting my week by getting sucked into the vortex of Matrix Mondays!”

“I’ll call them and figure it out myself”

ring ring… please hold while we find an agent for you… 1 hour later… I’m sorry goodbye *click*

History : A term coined by Matt Clarke, COO @ Nuera Capital in 2024.
Last week Matrix Mondays almost got me fired. I had my email server crash and my zoom account suspended without warning because the payment didn’t go through. I couldn’t see my meetings so they were all cancelled and I just wanted to scream:
by UptobeHappy November 26, 2024
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hard mondays

the phrase that refers to the weekly release of Hard Launch, a podcast hosted by famous Youtuber duo Dan and Phil, or Daniel Howell and AmazingPhil. The podcast, or known by the fans as the "phodcast" released it's first episode on October 16th 2025, after Dan and Phil had announced in a video that they have been in a long term relationship since 2009, which was released to their joint YouTube channel Dan and Phil (formally DanAndPhilGAMES) on October 13th 2025. Both the fans and the duo themselves have referenced the podcast as "hard Mondays with Dan and Phil", with the phrase being adopted as a celebration of the podcast's weekly release
person 1: I hate mondays.
person 2: Couldn't be me, I love hard mondays !
person 1: What the fuck are you talking about?
person 2: Because Dan and Phil are releasing a new Hard Launch episode today!
person 1: Oh yeah those twinks
by mysticfr0g December 21, 2025
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National Dick Pic Mondays

It is a day that takes place every single Monday. The meaning of this day is to take a picture of your dick and send it to at least one person. If the other person sends you one back then you will have good luck for the whole week. If the other person does not send you one back, then you will have bad luck for the entire week until Friday. Saturday is a luck-roulette! This day has recently been invented and in my opinion a day to see if you can trust your friends!
Jacob didn't participate in National Dick Pic Mondays with me so now I have bad luck for the rest of the week!
by The Week-Day Maker July 20, 2021
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A month of Mondays

A month on Mondays is four weeks
Ali, I haven’t played call of duty with my brother in a month of Mondays
by Mister Pasta May 29, 2023
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Oleg on mondays

some peopple have the condition of olegging, which mean that they turn into uncle oleg on monday.
"bro, my friend is uncle oleg rn, he cant stop touching the walls right now. hes Oleg on mondays."
by Russian Attack Helicopter October 20, 2025
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mondaish

Today felt so mondaish. Then i pwned some n00bs
by Arthur Conandoyle December 7, 2006
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