excuse me miss

A phrase uttered right before penetrating a girl so hard, you tear her perineum

Sam "excuse me miss"
Trisha "what?...AHHHH"

by Wilshire July 03, 2008

Missing your Pencil

Missing your pencil is to be extremely bitchy and pissy for no real reason. In association with PMS, but may come other than the time of the month

From the joke: you know a woman is having a bad day when her tampon is behind her ear and she's missing her pencil

may be used for both men and women

Samantha: SHIT! SHUT UP! ROAR!
Melissa: missing your pencil are we?

Wow, Mr. A. was seriously missing his pencil in class today. He gave me detention for accidentally dropping my book!

by Kenzzz March 08, 2008

word to da miss

Saying hi to a wife of your friend.

"Lata man, word to da Miss."

by Tippin' Teena July 30, 2006

Missed the train

Excuse used to ditch friends for booty call

Gotta go, she missed the train

by TJRAMH October 27, 2016

AAAH IS FINGER IS MISSING!

The act of scream to someone because a person lost his finger in the bathroom and has been found ded.

She was so scared that she aaah is finger is missing!ed me.

by Bblol.u April 24, 2020

Missing boi hours

Missing boi hours is anytime from 11:30 pm- 5:30 am. This is when you miss your ex or a family member or a friend

B: man, it’s missing boi hours, and I really miss L
M: aww B I let it out
P: man I feel ya

by dhaddyrose November 02, 2018

Missing Jordan syndrome

Missing Jordan syndrome - a condition that when not around a Jordan can lead to, anxiety, a feeling of something missing, crying, being sick.

Remedies to missing Jordan syndrome - a cuddle with a Jordan.

I've been sick this week and I don't know why, must be missing Jordan syndrome.

by FaT-_-HeaD- June 20, 2020