Minecraft; the way home 

Something that sounds really cool but is secretly dirt

Alex: WOW! That game was a Minecraft; the way home!

Minecraft; the way home by LABNINJA231 August 2, 2019

Minecraft: Story Mode 

A very shitty game by Telltale Games. Seriously, they went from making masterpieces such as The Wolf Among Us to this sack of shit. It even has a Netflix series. No wonder Telltale closed down.

Mitch: pfffft i just went on netflix and saw minecraft: story mode
Stan: best game ever
Mitch: ikr

Minecraft: Story Mode by buy me free games November 7, 2018

Minecraft Buzzkill

A person who interrupts a normal conversation to describe their current exploits in the game of Minecraft. This person is oblivious to the fact that no one cares.

Anthony: Who do you think will become president in 2012?

Liz: Romney will never make it.
Kyle: Gingrich is a smart man.
Phil: Oh my god, I just found a butt-load of red stone!
Anthony+Liz+Kyle: (shaking fists) MINECRAFT BUZZKILL!

Minecraft Buzzkill by starshiptrooperrrr January 3, 2012

Minecraft Dungeons 

the new minecraft on xbox

person1: bro have u watched pewds minecraft videos?
person2: yeah I can’t believe he already finished the first dungeon?
person1: WUT ARE U ON ABOUT MATE? MINECRAFT DUNGEONS!

Minecraft Dungeons by protopia May 31, 2020

Minecraft mind virus 

An infectious addiction that spreads through the Internet. No known escape except to not start.

Boy 1: you should play minecraft with me and dani! It's awesome.

Boy 2: nah you've caught the minecraft mind virus.

Minecraft mind virus by It's just that kid you allkno. January 22, 2012

Minecraft Youtuber 

Minecraft Youtuber is a person (normally a white male with brown hair) that loves to date people under the age of 18.

My favorite Minecraft Youtuber asked me to send nudes!

Minecraft Youtuber by Not_A_Potato January 15, 2021

minecraft hoodie 

a fucking huge nerd

Guy 1: Oh yeah I browse reddit alllll day
Guy 2: you fucking minecraft hoodie
Guy 1: You Are So Rude Boi Im Gonna Downvote That X'dddd

minecraft hoodie by dickmungus January 14, 2017