Minecraft

Only 90's kids know what this is. This game was part of all of our childhoods and shall stay there forever.

Get the fuck out of my room I'm playing minecraft

by DOCiml8forschool March 1, 2019

minecraft deepthroat

A diamond hoe penetrates so deep into your trachea that it reaches your lungs.

How was your date with Steve last night?

He wasn't much in bed, but then he minecraft deepthroated me and the night got so much better!

by minecrafthoe106 March 9, 2019

Minecraft

A game played by the gods

I'm playing Minecraft leave me alone

by Puppyface79 May 25, 2019

Minecraft

A retarded app that suspended my account cause my name was curvedpp69 and I made (only one) Nazi house

Minecraft can suck curvedpp69’s peepee

by BananaBootyButt May 25, 2019

Minecraft Gang

A group of mainly 10 year old kids who think they are well hard. They inhabit the realm of Minecraft and will often raid Roblox servers to spread Minecraftism.

"That Minecraft Gang is full of fucktards"

by Thot Patrol 69 June 1, 2019

Minecraft player

a very respected person. Are good in everything, and are extremely attractive. Often make fun of fortnite players for being FUCKING virgins.

Omg steve is a Minecraft player, he's so attractive

by Sir_FLIPFLOP June 4, 2019

Minecraft

The game that is a drug and you build a whole city but then your ashamed of your self so u kill ur self

mom can i play minecraft

sure hunny

5 hours later mum comes in room

OMG TIMMY WHY IS THERE BLOOD ON THE FLOOR

mom i plsyed to much minecraft *holding gun to head*

PULLS TRIGGER

NO TIMMY GOD DAMN MINECRAFT

by minecraftisthebest June 4, 2019