mexican tar

It's heroin, but in a black, sticky, TAR like substance. It's more common and easier to get in Mexico, hence its name.

"I like Mexican Tar better than smack because it's cheaper."

by Samantha July 1, 2003

mexican chainsaw

A edger/trimmer for lawns, more commonly known as a weed eater, or a weed whacker.

"You hear that chainsaw?" -suburban guy

"It's a mexican chainsaw, yo" -smarter guy

by Trotskygrad2 May 2, 2009

mexican monday

when you skip work on monday and get drunk all day.

ive had so much fun with the partying and drinking this weekend that i think im just going to bridge it all together and have a mexican monday

by fp12319 March 5, 2010

Mexican Candy Flip

When One Consumes Xanax Sticks, LSD, And Ecstasy.

Juan: hey Carlos you gunna Mexican Candy flip holmes?

Carlos: wutz dat whey?¿?

Juan: Urban Dictionary it Fool i just put it as im saying this.

Carlos: Your a douche

Juan: thats not what your sister said last night

Carlos: *pulls out gun*

RIP JUAN.

by lil'azid November 17, 2009

Mexican Steel

Duct Tape. However; limited to the use on vehicles. Most commonly associated with nigger rigged vehicles.

"Dammit, my car door just got ripped off by a bunch of douchbags!"
"No problem bro, I'll nigger rig it with some mexican steel"

by NiggerRigger November 10, 2006

Mexican Jew fro

a wild, unkempt mane of pubic hair.

Bobby needs to shave his Mexican Jew fro.

by Matthew Jakiel March 29, 2008

The Almighty Mexican Patty Slap

The most powerful attack that can be dished out on a human. This is done by getting one boca burger patty, slathering it in honey mustard, and smacking some one with it across the face. this does considerable damage to the mental state of the person being slapped

Guy 1:"did you hear about fred? he got the almighty mexican patty slap!"
Guy 2"Oh snap are you serious? is he still breathing on his own?"

by Josh Pimpington December 15, 2007