Guy 1: “hey you seen what Marlie Paige Martin was doing”
Guy 2: “yeah ik she was witawwy stalking me at lunch”
Guy 2: “yeah ik she was witawwy stalking me at lunch”
by Cayden Hoogeveen January 28, 2024

The best footballer to ever grace the field and pass the ball to Jesus or Martinelli or even Saka.The abouslate G.O.A.T in my opinion ofcourse
by Romanian Silassssssssssssss June 29, 2023

Martin is a tall guy, sweet, caring, he loves videogames, and anime, he knows a lot of technology and computers, but he hates software, Martin is a guy who enjoys a good pizza and also hamburgers with a beer on the side, Martins are shy but when they talk they are the center of attention, they hate drama, even if he loves you but you make drama forget about it, he will break up with you. Martins want a husky but end up with a Chihuahua. If you have a Martin in your life you will always have a good laugh and so much fun.
by Martin's waifu March 19, 2023

by Shiii idk November 21, 2021

A man with a dad bod. Most dads with this name think everyone’s moms want him. He likes to change girls like he changes his underwear. You can find him at home watching boxing while swiping on dating apps. If you run into a Martin please turn the other way.
by Y’all heard November 24, 2021

Martin Cumshak is the idea that one who is above 6 0 is of Russian and Korean descent. Typically a Martin Cumshak would avoid contact with woman above the ages of 7.
by Inthejungle42069 December 9, 2021

A big schnozed man, with an attitude of a multi millionare business owner. He can be spotted with a brownie patch on his head meanwhile everything else is just bald. Nigger
by KirkoBliko November 3, 2023
