A gauge in which to measure whether or not a particular woman of maturity is worth having sex with.
See also: MILF
See also: MILF
by Dan's mom December 9, 2008
Get the Dan's Mommug. Used as a comeback when you can't think of one; replaces nouns in sentences; response to when people ask "What are you doing?"
by oh January 5, 2005
Get the ur mommug. Something that annoying people say when they don't really agree with what you are saying. Or their just not paying attention.
"Ow! My toenails need to be cut! They are digging their way into my body and are going to cut my spinal cord in 87 pieces!!!"
"Okay Mom."
"Okay Mom."
by Ellen Grace April 20, 2006
Get the Okay Mommug. Tennis Moms live off their husbands' wealth and resent accusations that nannies don't provide adequate parental instruction.
Get the Tennis Momsmug. ugly very high jeans with 9 inch zippers that moms wear. sometimes containing elastic waist bands. very narrow at the bottom and big along the hips. they fit mom just the way she likes it.
by juliepoolie May 3, 2006
Get the mom jeansmug. Tour Mom: Female member of the touring family who ends up taking care of the sick kids, listening to problems, giving advice, making sure no one gets hurt, ect. They often hold “real jobs” as Tour Managers, Merch Girls, Bloggers, and Photographers.
just got woken up by @tourmomsays "harry potter in an hour, im calling taxi's wake up" oh how i love having a tour mom
by @bemarrr November 26, 2010
Get the Tour Mommug. A very hot, attractive, often swampy lady. She often will have a sweaty vagina and it will smell like that shit you took last night. No one wants to go near it, but everyone wants to fuck it.
"Jeremy's Mom rode my cock like a kid riding a pony at the grocery store."
"Jermemy's mom is hot"
"Jeremy Mom's vagina got fucked by a skinny (jeremy) kid last night.
"Jermemy's mom is hot"
"Jeremy Mom's vagina got fucked by a skinny (jeremy) kid last night.
by Jeremy Skinnyberg October 26, 2010
Get the Jeremy's Mommug.