Matthew

An idiotic, loud, sorta ugly guy who somehow gets a hot girl that loves him

Holy shit, how did Matthew get that fucking hottie?!

by Str4wberrii_S4mura1 April 10, 2023

Matthew

Matthew is undeniably a very loving and caring boyfriend, always going the extra mile to show his affection and support for his partner. His gestures of love are evident in his thoughtfulness, kind words, and acts of service. However, Matthew does struggle with jealousy and insecurity, sometimes allowing these emotions to cloud his judgment. Although he genuinely tries to overcome these feelings, they occasionally resurface, stemming from his unresolved attachment to his ex. Despite not being conventionally attractive, Matthew's charismatic personality shines brightly, making him incredibly appealing to those who take the time to know him. His genuine love and care make him a partner worth cherishing, even with his flaws.

“Matthew is the best boyfriend ever.”

by gyattlover69 June 24, 2023

Twisted Matthew

Street name for the combination of naproxen (a non steroidal anti-inflammatory drug) and cyclobenzaprine (a muscle relaxant). This is new but increasingly common drug combination on the West Coast of the US). Original etymology is unknown.

"I hurt my back twerking, but it was nothing a Twisted Matthew couldn't fix!"

by Dr. Honeybear November 27, 2019

Cyres Matthes

Horniest horn dog with no morals...

Your being such a “Cyres Matthes” right now smh...

by realslimjd December 21, 2019

Ethan Matthew Seller

Ethan Matthew Seller is a dirty little snitch who delved too deep and will get what he deserves, but it’s interesting to me, I say me, I mean us.
It’s interesting that you have found this page after all of this was over and forgotten. The channel was not for you but for those you know, but they never truly solved the puzzle did they, the truth of it was practically spoon fed to you.
Disappointed.

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Ethan Matthew Seller, like, the snitch.

by 448-51 May 26, 2020

Andre and Matthew (Amazing Lovers)

Andre and Matthew love each other very much and will marry each other

Andre: Will you Marry me Matthew?
Matthew: Of course, you are Andre!!

Andre and Matthew (Amazing Lovers)

by Erdna123 November 5, 2021

Matthew

The biggest club penguin fan ever. Has collected everything and anything there is in club penguin. Usually gets sexually excited at the sight of a penguin. No one likes him in real life. Smells like pork chops.

Oh god, it's that Matthew again.
He smells like a Matthew.
That guy got a boner from playing club penguin. He is such a Matthew.

by pig on the smelly moon of cats August 30, 2011