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Lewis Barnevelt

a fictional character in the movie/book the house with a clock in it's walls played by Owen Vaccaro. Lewis is very shy but has magic powers. he is a good friend to rose rita played by Vanessa Anna Williams. He gets bullied by Tarby who is played by Sunny Suljic. Lewis is often in a situation where he made a mistake and has to fix it. He is also obsessed with captain midnight. Overall Lewis is a great friend. Everyone would love to have a lewis as a friend
Lewis Barnevelt saved the world again
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Individual personality in the closest mathematical phrase for its explanation due to forever changing behavior in part to the ability to ration w ones self is, E=mc² / 2. This is also in part to NOT being able to be in an exact spot at the same exact time bc of the infinite possibilities of here to there, so no matter how much any two are alike, the difference in space and time, will always produce a large enough difference that it will present itself at surface of its host.
JUSTIN B LEWIS: THEORY IN INDIVIDUALISM, The reason for the two twins not to like the same ice cream flavor is because #1 dropped his first vanilla cone and ants bit him after he tried picking it up and eating it. After that he never at vanilla again but #2 loves vanilla. I guess u could quote Justin B Lewis:Theory in individualism E= mc² / 2
by Irishinjun7 June 24, 2021
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lewis burgham

Fingers of a god, he can give any girl a good time. Siri cannot pronounce his name as he is too powerful. Any Lewis burghams will destroy you with a bow the Sagittarius wanker
by Vikkstonk456 June 17, 2016
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lewis quills

friend 1: wow look at that fag
friend 2: oh shit i thought lewis quills was just a pussy
friend 1: well he's both
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darcy lewis

a person that likes stealing your food

#HumanDrug #HumanBeast
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Lewis Boatswain

Lewis Boatswain, heh a name that makes no sense.

The name "Lewis" means "renowned, famous battle", and boatswain means a number of things, most notably "a ship's officer in charge of equipment and the crew". So tell me this, Lewis Boatswains of the world, how can you be a:
Renowned, famous battle a ship's officer in charge of equipment and the crew.
Exactly you can't, because you're a walking contradiction.
Did you see that guy there?
Yeah he looks like such a Lewis Boatswain.
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John Lewis Teaspoon

The term to "John Lewis Teaspoon" someone is to go and purchase a brand new sparkly teaspoon from the local John Lewis store.
The spoon can only be purchased from a John Lewis store and cannot be from any other store.
Once purchased the purchaser uses the teaspoon to remove one eye from the targeted person using only the spoon. After the eye has been removed and only the socket remains, the person with the tea spoon has intercourse with the eye socket of the person lacking the eye.
Person 1 "Glen is such a pain in the arse"

Person 2 " Yeah, if he keeps it up I'm gonna John Lewis Teaspoon him"

Or

Person 1 "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO! IM GONNA JOHN LEWIS TEASPOON THE CRAP OUT OF YOU"

Person 2 "EEEEEK"
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