Not Entirely Load Bearing

Any plan, concept or idea that is doomed, from the start, to catastrophic failure, usually due to a complete lack of skill and/or knowledge on the part of the planner.

See also "NELB"
Origins:
Bob: Hey John, why are you staring at that wall?

John: I was thinking we could knock it down to make this room bigger.
Bob: But what about the floor upstairs? Won't it fall down? That's a load bearing wall...
John: Well, it's not entirely load bearing.

Usage:
Chip: "Facebook changed again and it sucks!"
Patricia: "Yeah, Facebook's new redesign is not entirely load bearing."
by NELBtastic February 09, 2010
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Problem loading page

The Firefox version of Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage, which means that it is the most annoying page you'll ever see while using Mozilla Firefox.
Typing in www.kayak.com...need to find a decent airfare...Problem loading page...WTF!?!?!
by NHRHS2010 May 21, 2011
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Loaded Baked Potato

The paradoxical visual juxtaposition of a youthful-looking vaginal area/pelvic triangle coupled by bloated and probably overstimulated, dirty and discolored labia.
Wizard sleeves - far before the vagina's time.
I saw you staring at Anberlin's booty-shorts camel toe, but you don't know that bitch gots loaded baked potato!
by JoshuaJordan August 20, 2008
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hot load express

when a man is deep inside a woman and he cums he squeezes his ass muscles together and cums deep inside her
man i screwed that chick last night and when she made me cum i gave her a hot load express
by donald mac dougall February 09, 2003
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Blow your load

When one takes in too much smoke and/or laughs while taking a hit causing the load to be blown all over the ground
You took such a huge hit that I thought you were going to blow your load
by Bacack May 15, 2011
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Loaded Baked Potato

When you take a dump in a pillow case and then while fucking from behind you smash their face into the pillow
In order to perform the loaded baked potato doody must be put in the pillowcase
by Jackie Janson August 21, 2008
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triple loaded blunt

A blunt that is three times the size; a blunt that is rolled with three kinds of sinsemilla or kief.
He's got the girls, he's got the buds, the triple loaded blunts!

Fred triple loaded the blunt and we all became retarded.
by ese loco! May 28, 2009
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