knob jockey

when someone is being a right tosser

last week jack said my mum was fit, hes a right knob jockey

by St Dudley the V March 5, 2022

Knob-jockey

Someone that rides long unicorns

What is that?
It’s a knob-jockey

by Valletta Miles February 22, 2019

Knob Jockey

A.K.A. Alan Scott, currently resident of Dorchester

That bloke as a Scotty

by Anonymous May 2, 2003

Grave Knobbing

Bury a fleshlight in the ground near a gravestone and proceed to have sex while making eye contact with the grave stone.

Donny's wife passed away. He missed her so much he decided to go grave knobbing.

by Anther Billows February 9, 2019

Slob on my knob

a song made by three3 six6 mafia

Slob on my knob like corn on the cob
Check in with me, and do your job
Lay on the bed, and give me head
Don't have to ask, don't have to beg
Juicy is my name, sex is my game
Let's call the boys, let's run a train
Squeeze on my nuts, lick on my butt
The natural curly hair, please, don't touch
First find a mate, second find a place
Third find a bag, to hide the ho face
Real name Rover, I said bend over
I started to knock, then came the odor
Smelled like mush, should've had a woosh
Told her to stop and take a douche
While she did that, I didn't want the cat
So I bounced out and never came back

Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something

by gofvckyourself March 5, 2022

boat knob

a long curved erect penis.

"Hey Reece Nichols people say you have a boat knob"

"Oh fuck she said she liked it :("

by Hazertron12 March 29, 2016

knob of doom

my homeboys penis, they are usually found on bears made of sugar, found on a sugarbear

hey man u gonna poke her with your knob of doom

by kneehigh December 4, 2010