on my helen keller

someone who doesn't hear or see anything, usually meaning 'i wont snitch'

"is that somebody running from the cops?", "shit im on my helen keller!"

by pawtucketpoppy September 19, 2022

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The Helen Keller

When you cum in her eyes, and stand back silently while she searches for a towel.

"Last night, I got the old lady with The Helen Keller, she tripped over the dog and stubbed her toe on the couch."

by Jamalpaperman November 24, 2022

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doing a kellie

where you participate in esex three-some with a british boy and a austriallian girl at the same time. btw join discord.gg/kellie to meet the lovely founder of this word.

oh damn chad, you was doing a kellie with jessica and robert

by mykelssupra November 27, 2022

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When you’re getting a blow job and right before you nut you pull out, fire into both eyes and ears rendering them blind and deaf, then stick it back in their mouth and make them say “I’m Helen Keller!”

Person 1: “Man why are you looking so happy today?”

Person 2: “I gave my girl the Helen Keller last night”

by BrinkedUp July 9, 2025

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Machine Gun Kellied

A sexual act similar to the Rusty Trombone, but with the person who is eating ass while giving the reach around violently getting his ass plowed at the same time.

"My Grindr date brought a friend, and I totally Machine Gun Kellied the fuck out of them. Totally fucked my back up and I swallowed some corn too!"

by BenEvolutioN April 9, 2026

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