Shitty Kitty

When a woman exercises poor bathroom habits: wiping back to front, instead of front to back. This results in feces in the pussy area.

"Sam was sloppy while wiping, so now she has a shitty kitty"

"Wiping back to front makes for a shitty kitty"

by Matmantha September 4, 2014

aids kitty

A beautiful cat (usually white and gray) and part siamese that happens to sneeze alot!

Also a person who is pretty but sick

"God, she's so hot but that sneeze"

"Yay, she's an aids kitty, stay away"

"I'd take aids if I could hit that!"

by Gyna Gyna October 4, 2008

Hello Kitty

A cat that appears to be in pretty much everything, including crack.

I got white girl wasted on crack and it's all because of hello kitty

by Umwat July 29, 2014

kozy kitty

To stay in on a night when others are typically out drinking dancing, etc. Often practiced by lesbian couples.

Hurry up and get home so we can be kozy kitty and watch CSI.. I made enchiladas, so pick up some beer and some ice cream.

by Kelloid April 16, 2008

tough kitty toenails

used as a replacement for the term "tough."

"My cat just died!"
"Tough kitty toenails."

by joeseph325 June 18, 2021

Kitty Cat Shoogs

When the vibration feature of a Playstation 2 controller is used for untoward activity.

Elizabeth! Stop doing a Kitty cat Shoogs and take that PS2 controller out of your PUSSY!

by frackyclack April 25, 2020

kitty cat golf

Verb- to go to a golf course and defecate in a sand trap

"Yo man lets tip some cows"
"Hell no lets go kitty cat golf"

by Rangerrye September 26, 2013