by Zara - cornflats December 21, 2018
A Jacob kelly is short and sweet he isn't the most popular person but he gets along with every one he dates a tegan who is pretty .many boys like tegan so Jacob kelly gets into fights
by Hamsey999999 December 07, 2019
thinks hes the shit but actually is a bitch that doesnt know it he he has a legend city sweater on but doesnt have any shoes
by wgjhurghjerophygfh December 21, 2017
An “Amber-Kelly” is a woman that has multiple baby daddies, a drug addiction, a former career as a prostitute and likes to have intercourse with older men while going home to a cuckold that is around the same age or younger than her. Amber-Kelly has always been an independent thinking woman but has always been dependent on someone to take care of their kids. They are usually mediocre looking but have a smokin hot bid and a permanently wet snatch. Amber-Kelly’s favorite location is the methadone clinic or the Harnett County Courthouse.
1-“I heard you found a pretty, sweet girlfriend.”
2- “I did too until I found out she’s and Amber-Kelly and has a heroin addiction, 2 baby daddies, 3 abortions and a cuckold at home”
2- “I did too until I found out she’s and Amber-Kelly and has a heroin addiction, 2 baby daddies, 3 abortions and a cuckold at home”
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by whattiddo? November 20, 2010
any time a poop rushes up on you and you have to clench your cheeks and pray you make it to the toilet.
by pseudonym003 August 04, 2020