Kellies

An extremely beautiful girl that is totally lovable, even though it doesn’t appear due to her extremely bubbly and contagious happy vibe she has been through a lot and is truly something to cherish. She’s the kinda girl that you meet online and despite having complications of communication, trust and overall withdrawal you would intimately stay with for 2 years and many more to come. She's also a sexy, beautiful girl. You must cherish your moments with her if you know her. If you have Kellies as a friend you are extremely lucky. Make sure you don't lose her or you'll go crazy without her.

Kellies is a god sent gift.

by arf ruff raaa May 26, 2022

Kelly

Person ik who is obsessed with zhongli from genshin impact

A:Who is that
B:thats my friend kelly

by Bitj May 27, 2021

Ketamine Kelly

The name for someone who loves to sesh, but struggles with portion control, and knowing when too much is too much. A Ketamine Kelly does not enjoy the K-hole, but more often then not finds themselves buried deep in one. Portion control is not limited to ketamine, and can include MD, Coke or men. Not the same as a Ketamine Kathy

Johan: Greg, I cant deal with Ketamine Kelly here, you need to take him home!
Greg: I know! Where is the rest of it?
Chad: Help. I can't feel my nose. Blep.

by Chadlington May 27, 2019

Tyler Kelly

Tyler Kelly is my king

P1: Hey, did you see TYLER KELLY caught the game winning touchdown last game??
P2: Yes, he makes me so horny and I want him to have my babies!!

by Tk lover December 6, 2024

Kelly

Most likely ending up with a guy from Arkansas. More probable if his name is Triston

Kelly should be with Triston

by Latman March 28, 2024

Kelly Barnett

Kelly Barnett is the male definition of a low life, piece of shit, and dirt bag.

Can you believe he stole from his parents, lives off his girlfriends family an blames her for his bad decisions? That guys such a Kelly Barnett it's unbelievable.

If people labeled me as a Kelly Barnett id do the world a favor and off myself so my bloodline ends.

by SparkTheJ March 7, 2020

cutro-kelly

A reference to an upstate NY family who has the penis usually described as the size of an acorn when errect. This deformation is expected to have been caused by a long tradition of in-breeding.

Omg look at his dick it's so tiny!
I know he must be a cutro-kelly.

by Smoke22 November 18, 2015