joggernaut

an asshole that pays no attention to anything but running, including traffic, weather etc...

Look at the dead joggernaut that SUV just ran over!

by triumph 650 January 14, 2008

bacon jones

An overwhelming desire to eat bacon of any kind. Craving for pork products, specifically BACON.

I've had a bacon jones for hours.

Every time I smell bacon I get the jones.

Nothing can cure my jones like bacon.

by Bacon Jones May 6, 2011

Fred Jones

The Leader of Mystery Incorporated. After almost 50 years, he has stayed practically the same. His main personality traits are: Making Traps, Reading about traps, planning out traps, etc. His favorite Magazine of all time is "Traps Illustrated." He is also known for looking like a member of the Brady Bunch.

Person 1: Hey, who's that one guy cartoon character that looks like Donald Trump? The one with the traps.
Person 2: Are you referring to Fred Jones, from Scooby Doo?
Person 1: That's the one!

by Itz_the_worst October 28, 2017

David Jones

An awesome snowboarding YouTuber who shredded the gnar in his acl. So he started making Fingerboard video's. Also good in surfing and skating. Also is from New Zealand, he likes studio ghibli so that means he is a weeb.

Yo did you watch David Jones new video?
Do you mean the store?
No the other guy.

by Matteo is cool at chess September 7, 2020

Pizza Man Jones

The greatest Pizza Man in all of history.

I wish I could fuck Pizza Man Jones right now, he keeps himself AND thee pizza hot!

by a name 44 July 1, 2018

Chroniferous jones

Reference to marijuana. Male version to Mary Jane

Let us go smoke that chroniferous Jones

by hghg July 21, 2007

jesus jones

It's not jesus, its his brother.

Instead of jesus Christ... you would simply state.. jesus jones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by xfadingxsweetlyx October 19, 2007