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Hometowned in Jackson

Being on the receiving end of any act causing such great displeasure that the recipient cannot even bear to describe the act. First heardin reference to the formation of the Republican Party in Jackson, Michigan in the 1850s, the phrase referred to a sexual practice--apparently improvised during festivities related to the GOP's founding--so foul and vulgar that its participants swore never to reveal its nature. Believed by some scholars to involve the genital crank.
According to numerous academic sources, the first draft of Lincoln's Gettysburg Address included a reference to the Confederate Army having "really gotten hometowned in Jackson out there."
by Lonnie J. September 15, 2008
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churning the jackson

When the world's oil reserves run out in 2050, the oil companies will be forced to drill down into Michael Jackson's grave to extract the vast amounts of crude that have collected off of his broken down plastic face.
Suddenly a loud persistent noise could be heard in the Hollywood Hills around Forest Lawn Cemetery. It wasn't road construction, but the sound of the oil rig churning the jackson.
by Raul (comes out at night) December 17, 2013
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jacks

alone; single; partnerless; not in a group;
i'm on my jacks.
or
i'm on my j's (abbrev)
by Greaser November 9, 2003
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Jackson

When an Australian man leaves a strip club without notifying his friends.
by Irishbloke May 20, 2016
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Cochese Jackson

1. A condescending foreigner who suffers from extreme feelings of penis envy due to the economic, military, and political power of the United States.
2. Psychology. A person of mild mental retardation having a mental age from 7 to 12 years and generally having communication and social skills enabling some degree of academic or vocational education. See also frog.
by FalseHope April 16, 2004
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To Samuel L. Fucking Jackson

vb.) The ultimate ass kicking. When a black man says, "I'm gonna Samuel L. Fucking Jackson yo ass!" You know he means it.
Ex.) To Samuel L. Fucking Jackson:
"What did you do last night?"
--"I Samuel L. Fucking Jacksoned someone for keying my car."
by Kim MOTHERFUCKING Weems December 9, 2008
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andrew jackson

Fucking best president ever!!! He legally owns every $20 bill. He threw a party on the whitehouse lawn with a huge wheel of cheese. He gets down with the bitches and hoes. He was the original mark wahlberg. A true badass.
Shit, that gansta's straight up Andrew Jackson.
by Bill Callis May 1, 2009
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