St Theresa of the Child Jesus Catholic School

Horrible school in Des Moines Iowa the treats students horrible

I am never coming back to St Theresa of the Child Jesus Catholic School

by Dodomemelove June 28, 2021

i will send u to jesus

ur fucked basically

"Come here, I will send u to jesus!!"

by urbangamerboy8080 November 22, 2021

jesus h christ

an expression of surprised digust. The H probably stands for "Holy."

"Jesus H. Sufferin' Christ."

by Valda October 14, 2003

jesusfreak

Someone who follows the christian religion , but has to tell everyone else how great their god is , and preach , and quote the bible all the time.Is often intolerrant of other's religion.

Gerry : man Fred is such an intolerrant jesusfreak !

Chloe : amen to that

Fred : did I hear someone say amen ! , does that mean you're finally going to convert to the one true religion ?!

Gerry: If your religion is so great , why do you have to force people to join ?

by Victoria Violet October 31, 2006

Jesus

The assistant general manager at White Castle.

Hey someone jizzed in my slider! I want to talk to Jesus!

by Samisita January 17, 2009

Jesustini

a mixture of every alcoholic beverage scrounged up from your cabinet poured into a water bottle. shaken, not stirred, preferably.

probably your first experience with alcohol is a Jesustini.

by Jesus Wentz January 11, 2008

Jesus Roll

When a song, movie, or attractive person you meet at a bar all of the sudden goes all Churchy when you aren't expecting it. Like a Rick Roll, but the surprise is Jesus.

I was totally hitting it off with this girl, then she had to leave early to go to church. Jesus Rolled!

by Munche May 1, 2009