In Japan

Code for on your period. Because of the big red spot on the Japanese flag.

"I'm having a terrible day"
"Aw, why?"
"I got to work late today, and on top of that I'm in Japan..."
"oohhhh..."

by rumbleroarcubs January 22, 2012

Japanese bonus track

If you're someone like me (one who feels incomplete without having every album/EP/song from a band) these can get EXTREMELY annoying. For some reason which I don't know (I was told by a friend that it was some sort of agreement Japan had with the music industry) they always get them.

Person A: YES!! I finally have every song by DragonForce!
Person B: I think you forgot about those Japanese bonus tracks that appear on all their albums.
Person A: What?
Person B: You don't have 'Where Dragons Rule', 'Cry of the Brave' and 'E.P.M.'.
*Person B walks away*
Person A: My life is over *sniff*
*Person A pulls out a gun*

by gets annoyed when this happens March 7, 2009

Japanese Denim

Old School Jeans from the US Remade almost perfectly. All are handmade and hand dyed. These Jeans are of course extremely Expensive!! and there is a shop in NYC that sells them exclusively for the US. These type of jeans are also quoted in Rick Ross's lyrics for his song "All I Have In This World." Could be slang for Boss-like Jeans.

Joe: What kind of pants you wearin'?

Jim: Japanese Denim, wit money stuffed in em'!!!

Joe: oh shit Nigga!! thats Trilla

by B-ReN~FrEsH October 23, 2008

Jesus in Japan

A person who is like a fish totally and utterly out of water in every way, yet, they completely and effortlessly rule wherever they are, like a King Beagle or Top Dog

The name coming from the wildly juxtaposing idea of the Catholic/Christian messiah being in the most techonologically advanced country in the world.

"Man, check out Simon walking through those guys' hood, he's like Jesus in Japan!"

"I don't believe that, the quiet guy in the hat just strolled in here like he's King Beagle, threatened to Chamberlain one of those bikers, and sat down calmly, just like Jesus in Japan."

"Check that guy out, he doesn't speak a word of their language, dress the same or even care, but still, he's like Jesus in Japan."

by Tuco LeBlanca April 14, 2008

Japo

A derrogatory term for a Japanese Person.

Hey you stupid Japo.

by Neil September 23, 2004

Japan

A very brutal country. You can buy almost everything you can dream of from vending machines. Famous for anime, manga, and disgusting porn (scatophagy, vomit, violent rape, hentai). A peaceful, polite country on the surface with a violent undertone. Overcrowded; surprisingly clean; extremely high smoking rate; obssessed with electronic gadgets; biggest producer economical, quality but also ugly-looking automobiles.
Their music includes cute j-pop to ultra-brutal grindcore. Suicide rate is high, people are nationalistic.

I am going to visit Japan this weekend, should I bring my machine gun?

by vinny April 3, 2005

japanaut

a japanese astronaut

Idiot 1 : "If american's are astronauts, and the russians are cosmonauts, then what are the japanese? "

Idiot 2 : "Japanauts, Idiot #1."

by Del & JJ May 7, 2005