russian jelloshot

You punch a female in the throat, the proceed to jizz in her mouth

Justin: Did you hear what Dalton did to Kiera?
Frank: Yeah he gave her a Russian JelloShot!

by Frank Campbell March 9, 2014

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russian catupult

when someone takes their dick bends it up against their stomach and releases it and slaps a girl in the face

EX: Matt gave me an amazing russian catupult

by ReaperxOfxSins July 25, 2014

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Grandpa of margarita who was also a spy for the USSR. He killed many people. Totally boss ass player. Often referred to Theodore, but we all know he is Vladimir Spetsnaz. There was a lucky woman who wifed him instead of getting killed. Total bro. Always buy a vodka when you see him.

That dude is a russian grandpa.

Dude by him a vodka!
Why?
He a boss ass player and a killer!

by Boy Friend December 8, 2016

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Orange Russian

Currently rumored to be Donald Trump; i.e. something so compellingly convincing that you're sure it's true but it's not actually proven yet. In fact it could very well be true; and if true, but never proven, then due process cannot be served.

Man that Orange Russian stole the cards and won the show! Not even due process could catch up to that situation.

by Feathered Nest April 18, 2018

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Russian Shower

A Russian shower is a group family meeting that takes place on Wednesday. This started back in 300 BC and is still a very popular Russian thing to do.

“How was the Russian shower Phillip?”
“It was delightful and I had a real good time.”

by Faptastic Master December 30, 2018

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