mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“May we all be mud monsters.”

by drunkhalloween September 18, 2021

Mud Pan

A Family-Friendly term for a female's butt.

i.e. " Hey man, look at the Mud Pan on her"

by Trunk Full Of Faygo June 21, 2017

mud island

A particularly nasty shit that is neither solid nor liquid but more of a slimey,pudding-like consistency.A mud island tends to float high in the bowl due to its fat content.

I just crapped a mud island.

by wolfbait51 June 08, 2011

P-Mud

A word that is used to describe when you have to take a shit and a piss at the same time.

Dude I gotta go P-Mud!

by DreadfulAct April 26, 2009

Mud Licker

When you shit on a girls tits during intercourse and you lick it all off.

My dad is a huge mud licker

by Mud licker April 19, 2017

mud slurper

A mudslurper is that freaky bitch who shits on your jizz, stirs it, then slurps it through a straw.

"Did you hear that Susan and James hooked up"

"No way! Did you hear that she's a mud slurper?"

by jjsjsjjsjjsjsjjsjjs May 24, 2015

mud man

a derogatory word towards the minority race of a nigger

"Look daddy theres a great big mud man!!!"

"daddy there is a mud man in the bath room who tried to play a game of butt darts with me, his name was bubba."

by tyler boyles October 22, 2006