scenic wood

the best part of houston

oh yea she from scenic wood .

by adajenee October 14, 2020

cutting the wood

term used when you jerk off to much and your dick falls off

Yo johnny is in the hospital because he was cutting the wood so much while watching porn, his dick fell off.

by Huntoar April 21, 2017

V-wood

Vagina Wood. The female equivalent of "schwing" or getting a boner.

Girl 1: "Dang, look at that dude!"
Girl2: "V-WOOD!!!"

by Meggy G... May 10, 2018

wood table

An ingrian or simple person, normally very pissy.

Kate Weaver and Michael Iovenko are wood tables after they tried to sell dope to the cops.

by ingrain99 May 15, 2016

Drift wood

The erect penis of a homeless man.

"Girl, I Can't get a single guy in this club to take me home. I'm going to have go in the back ally and get me some drift wood."

by Pooney219 October 5, 2016

anger wood

Getting so angry that you pop a boner

Yo that bitch got me so mad that I got anger wood

by Anger wood September 14, 2016

alastair wood

An Alastair wood is someone who touches little kids

alastair wood get away from hose kids

by Uncle Jimmy July 11, 2016