Sarsons her speedball

the action of spraying the rear of a bitches throat with sticky white love piss

" ere check her out, i could just sarsons her speedball"

by daft cunt June 20, 2003

had her done

When you give it someone up the bum

I bet your dad had your little sister done

I had her done yesterday

by EL JEFE O EL OLIVER January 11, 2017

Drink Her Pretty

When you meet an ugly chick in a club but you can't nail her until you've had a few hard drinks.

Guy #1: Hey! Did You Drink her pretty? Did you fuck that fugly chick?

Guy #2: Na man. I'm not shit-faced enough for that troll.

by TJGR May 17, 2010

Piping her shit

When a nigga fuck the hell out his bitch

That nigga be piping her shit

by Piping her shit February 13, 2018

Poppin' her for funsies

Enjoying intimate relations with a not so irtimate partner.

I've been poppin' her for funsies since tength grade.

by Dowhatitdoes June 25, 2009

dicked-her scale

Number of orgasms you gave a your woman during one session of sex.

I scored an 8 on the dicked-her scale last night! Yeah, I gave my girl 8 orgasms when we were having sex!

by JacqueBauer June 18, 2011

pissed on her kids.

A glaring look.

All I did was ask if I could borrow her minge for a wank, and she looked at me like I'd just pissed on her kids.

by Wazza2404 October 31, 2008