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Horny

For females it's a wet sticky mess for males it's a stiff hard annoyance...unless of course you can get some, then being horny can be great! But if you're a sad and horny lonely person like me then you'll end up chaffing your skin.
I'm so horny I'm gonna sleep with my pillow again.
by Paris Davis October 4, 2010
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The Horny Burrito

the horny burrito is a sexual position in which the male is lying on the ground and the female is on top. it is so named because while the female is on top she is eating a burrito specifically from chipotle. many find arousal in this position because fixins from the burrito fall and the female lick them up seductively creating a greater sense of sexuality. The horny burrito can also be performed in gymnasiums for added sexual arousal.
Me and Camille performed the Horny Burrito last night...it is one of the best sex positions ever!
by hornyasanything June 21, 2009
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horny

when you become sexually excited. Boys tend to get hard cocks and wank and girls tend to get wet and touch and finger themselves. or They may have sex or oral.
im soo wet and horny for you, wana do it?
by dirtywords November 4, 2010
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Horny Indian Programmer

acronym: HIP.
Horny Indian Programmer, or HIP is a term used to describe any Middle Eastern male with a computer who sends random Private Messages to women in a real-time text chat such as Yahoo. Generally, they are seeking to obtain Green Cards through gullible women. They are usually horrid spellers, although many are doing it on purpose and can probably spell quite well.
I just got a PM from a HIP named Muhammed_Pushadi20002004 asking "U wat 2 b my wife, u come 2 india?"I iggied his damn ass.
by Chickens Wife June 13, 2004
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horay!

The correct spelling of the word "horay!", often incorrectly spelled by deluded art directors.
Gary yelled "horay!" as he put his bone-in to the chicken.
by Ignatius O'reilly November 8, 2004
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Horny

it was friday night and Lucia and Robbie were fucking and Lucia wanted Robbie's cock so deep inside of her she got so horny
by fcukkxoyou March 29, 2009
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Bad Horny

It is when a chick who is not good looking makes you feel horny because you are surrounded by ugly girls a lot or just are having some wierd sexual attraction to her.
Terrance created this word
Yo Jay I was bad horny last week. I coudn't help it cuz the girls are not good looking and I'm getting used to it
by TerranceM 1994 January 3, 2010
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