hootie owled

So fucked up you can barely keep your eyes open

5 shots and a joint in got me hootie owled

by Carol.clark May 17, 2017

Hoodie

The most useful thing on earth

Person 1:Do you have a coat I can borrow ?
Person 2:Why would you want a coat when I have a hoodie?

by TheHoodieGod April 18, 2018

Hoolie

- It’s short fa hooligan ‘ we ain’t have OGs and big homies and shit to show us the way ‘ everything we do and did is our Way of doinn shit ! #WayyDatt

- On some straight Hoolie shit beby

by MidtownzFinestt December 3, 2017

Hootie

Hootie is what you say if you're not attracted, but they’re not ugly.

Thats one hootie outfit.

by Hootie Definer January 13, 2018

Hoodie

When your boner grows over three inches.

HOLY SHIT! That person has one big hoodie!

by fatcock57 February 16, 2018

Hoagie

A hogie is a Southern speciality where a man lubricates the inner fat folds of a voluptuous woman (the more obese, the better) with his choice of oily condiment (e.g. butter, mayonnaise, anchovy oil) and the he proceeds to vigorously wank off using her greased fat/skin folds as sexual friction.

Hickory Brisket, a well known Coora Lite enthusiast and lover of Frito pies, performed a hoagie on Ms. Sally Lou Harietta at the Alabama State Fair behind the Walmart.

by Hickory Brisket February 17, 2018

hoodie

The act of putting someones hood over their head as a prank.
Also known as hoodied or hoodieing.

Get hoodied boi.
Get hoodied bro.
Oh no don't hoodie me.

by Jack X 10 May 17, 2018