Field Hockey

Sadly its a group of girls who wish they were as badass as ice hockey (or the real hockey, I thought that I should specify to avoid confusion)players so they grab half a stick put on some preppy uniforms and run around in a field chasing butterflys. Then later say that its just as good if not better then hockey (ice). Which well everyone knows is just a joke (hahahalololololhaharofl).

Girl: Dude were you at the field hockey game last night we totally killed our rivals

Guy: No I went to the Hockey game

Girl: Yeah thats what I'm talking about the field hockey game

Guy: No Ice Hockey, the real hockey

Girl: Oh

Guy: Yeah it's so much better the players actually carry real sticks

Girl: but.... well.... umm... i guess your right

Guy: yeah I no I am, hey do you want to go to the dance with me?

Girl: Oh, um I'm a lesbian

Guy: Oh that sucks, but its kinda hot...

by Scottie the great March 7, 2009

HoCo

Like MoCo, but not as cool as MoCo. They all wanna be like MoCo, but they can't quite pull off the coolness

HoCo Person-damn i wish I lived in MoCo
MoCo Person- duh, MoCo rocks

by Liz January 9, 2005

hoco

area in suburban maryland with ecstasy, drag races, and white people. very rich. very boring.
the MOCO vs. HOCO debate on diversity, coolness, etc is irrelevant because they're both next to PG county, superior in both aspects.

i got some E from hoco and all the guys there had honda civics and all the girls had tans.

by Webster's November 5, 2004

ice hockey

what preppie queers from out east call hockey

Landon Fag: Hey, guys, lets go play ice hockey
Minnesota stud: fag

by anonymous October 28, 2004

Hockey

Hockey is a form of homosexual intercourse in which 2 to 5 men lean over a glass table, nude. They use their erect penis' to push an ice cube around until it melts. The last penis to touch the ice cube before it is immovable has to perform anal sex - to completion - with all players.

"Damn, I'm gay for you tonight. Let's invite Chad, Damien & Manny over to get silly and play some Hockey."

by Baankou April 19, 2019

anal hockey

A game played where a person allows another to put an object in their anus and move it around as if trying to score a goal with the puck.

"Hey! Lets play anal hockey..I'll be Vancouver."

by name deees November 11, 2011

Travel Ice Hockey

The great display of ice hockey players that actually play ice hockey unlike faggots in inhouse hockey.

Most travel ice hockey players go on to play for their schools varsity team in ice hockey

by FreshmanVarsityIceHockey August 10, 2009