A horrific fart. This are typically the worst of both worlds, somehow being very, very loud and also incredibly odourous. Gut rippers are a violation of the Geneva Convention, and must come with ample warning so all personnel may evacuate the area. Gut rippers can also be quite painful, either in the stomach area or rear end. After a gut ripper, immediate medical attention is required to anyone in the radius of the ripper, and also the person who gave the ripper initially. However, the administrator of the ripper may have to be locked away in prison for fear they unleash another one. Gut rippers are usually triggered after a really juicy meat based meal. Also, if one makes no effort to contain the ripper, shitting oneself is a guaranteed event, and the shit may even penetrate the victims underwear and outer pant layers, almost like a railgun bullet.
We were cruising on the bridge when James warned us he had a ripper coming. Due to a traffic jam on the bridge, our only option was to throw him over the edge. With a heavy heart, we all did so. He exploded just after he hit the water. Unfortunately, a bunch of fish floated to the surface immediately, along with a scuba diver. A gut ripper at it's finest.
by sigmasuprise125 May 1, 2024
Get the Gut Ripper mug.When your guts hurt like a bitch. (Expecially if your have a food allergy like lactose intolerance etc)
Ugh I ate so much food it gave me a guts ache.
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I had so much ice cream! I'm gonna have a guts ache later, I can already feel it
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I had so much ice cream! I'm gonna have a guts ache later, I can already feel it
by FrootLoopsAaaa February 7, 2023
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Get the cave guts mug.Touching guts is a term used by gang members who are going crazy from stress, or genuinely tweaking, it's not a sexual term
by Michael ballack January 7, 2024
Get the Touching guts mug.When a man Penetrates a woman vaginally or anally , usually in missionary but some times in flat position rear entry, where a man to intensify the woman's pleasure add a hip grind/wind to his pelvic thrusts particularly thrusting deeply on the upward grinds intentionally taking care to aim for that individual woman's most sensitive walls as he has discerned from earlier thrusts. When the man does this while the woman's orifice is very moistened , the rubbing sound it produces sounds reminiscent of the sound when one stirs cheese sauce into softened boiled macaroni - hence the sex term "stir my macaroni " , but it is ultimately borrowed from a famous Bernie Mac comedy sketch where the punchline involved sex advice where he referred to this same grinding pelvic thrust instructionally saying "stir it like mother fucking coffee"
by BustHerNova August 24, 2022
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Dude 2: No man, muffin top is in the back, that is a muffin gut with a side of shirt fail!
Dude 2: No man, muffin top is in the back, that is a muffin gut with a side of shirt fail!
by theqaking2 October 11, 2013
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