Freezing your partners urine in a condom and strapping it to one's head and penetrating your partner with it.
In Aspen, after we ran out of firewood in the cabin, golden showers became untenable so we switched to golden unicorns and everyone was satiated.
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Specifically, it is the act of urinating in a woman's vagina after ejaculating to flush out the viscous baby juice. It is "golden" due to its efficiency as well as the color of the exiting mixure. "Retriever" due to its ability to retrieve the semen that has the potential to destroy the next 18 years of your life.
Specifically, it is the act of urinating in a woman's vagina after ejaculating to flush out the viscous baby juice. It is "golden" due to its efficiency as well as the color of the exiting mixure. "Retriever" due to its ability to retrieve the semen that has the potential to destroy the next 18 years of your life.
The other night Alex and Jess had a rough sex session, but alex launched his man chowder in Jess' gaping vagina. He then utilized the golden retriever to save his future.
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when a woman gives a man the privilage of entering the "chocolate factory", she's given him willy wonka's golden ticket.
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Get the willy wonka's golden ticket mug.to defecate and urinate into a partners mouth. upon finishing the recipient begins to gargle the contents in their mouth.
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Awesome friends from Goldendale put together an amazing speghetti feed to raise money for my little girl when she was sick. Thanks, guys!
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