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Golden unicorn

Freezing your partners urine in a condom and strapping it to one's head and penetrating your partner with it.
In Aspen, after we ran out of firewood in the cabin, golden showers became untenable so we switched to golden unicorns and everyone was satiated.
by Attorney genital June 30, 2009
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the golden retriever

The golden retriever is a sex act unparalleled in the clutch act to prevent an undesired pregnancy. Many young gentlemen today like to have sex without condoms. Unfortunately, most have little to zero dick control. Hence, upon blowing a hot load into some hoe's snatch, the golden retriever comes about.

Specifically, it is the act of urinating in a woman's vagina after ejaculating to flush out the viscous baby juice. It is "golden" due to its efficiency as well as the color of the exiting mixure. "Retriever" due to its ability to retrieve the semen that has the potential to destroy the next 18 years of your life.
The other night Alex and Jess had a rough sex session, but alex launched his man chowder in Jess' gaping vagina. He then utilized the golden retriever to save his future.
by Dr00Pickelz April 28, 2011
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willy wonka's golden ticket

when a woman gives a man the privilage of entering the "chocolate factory", she's given him willy wonka's golden ticket.
the other night, i finally succumed to my curiousity and gave aaron willy wonka's golden ticket.
by avivo April 21, 2006
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golden brownie shake

to defecate and urinate into a partners mouth. upon finishing the recipient begins to gargle the contents in their mouth.
i'll give you the golden brownie shake but i refuse to kiss a shit and piss filled mouth.
by bloodvomit September 8, 2003
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Golden Hummer

When recieving a blowjob you tell your significant other that you are about to cum, but instead you pee in her mouth. While pissing in her mouth the male must scream, "Thy golden hummer!." The female must sing, "The One," by Shania Twain
"Yea i gave my girl the Golden Hummer last night, she was guzzling my wee-wee juice."
by eph0889420 June 28, 2008
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Goldendale

A small community of farmers, teachers, potheads and wellfare recipients who shine in times of need but otherwise look a little downtrodden.
Awesome friends from Goldendale put together an amazing speghetti feed to raise money for my little girl when she was sick. Thanks, guys!
by Mandy Herreid January 20, 2009
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Golden Corral

When you fist someone so hard in the ass that shit pours out of their asshole like the chocolate fountain at Golden Corral and you stuff your face between their cheeks and lick it up.
Hey Jerry, come over so I can Golden Corral dat ass.
by kawaiicunt November 20, 2016
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