goatsed

To be inadvertantly sent to Goatse.cx or another site, such as Tubgirl.com or Bakla.net, under the pretense of the site being an enjoyable experience or providing free CDs.

"So did you find free porn on shitxxx?" "No, turns out I'd been goatsed."

by Kevin August 4, 2003

goat blower

a person who blows goats or someome i do not like

someone who likes goat cock

by Anonymous August 16, 2003

goat pee

When a male has to pee, he faces the oposite way of the uranal, tucks the penis between his legs, and urinates backwards. Very arousing.

"Hey man, i want a way to piss and have an arousing experiance at the same time"
"Man just throw it into trailor hitch mode and push...try it if you have to poop. it's called goat pee. you're not cool unless you pee backwards! it will be great fun!"

by Evan H. August 24, 2006

goal getter

Someone who strives to achieve their ultimate goal regardless if the outcome is good or bad.

Nancy is a true goal getter. She will stop at nothing to get what she wants.

by Damask May 28, 2008

pulling the goalie

When your significant other stops using birth control in order to get pregnant.

Dude 1: Hey, when are you and Rachel going to have a kid?
Dude 2: I ain't the one with the uterus. I'm gonna let her decide when she's pulling the goalie.

by nicklby October 20, 2012

Goat Bastard

An inhabitant of Narnia who steals your socks

Did that guy just take my sock?
yea that damn goat bastard

by leetleetleeet February 18, 2009

Goat

Gayest of all times

Have you heard of the goat trio it means gayest of all time

by Goat trio my ass May 17, 2020