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blue goblin

A blue goblin is a spirit that often inhabits the souls of politicians, policies and authoritative figures. The goblin is the physical manifestation of conservative ideology at its worst.
The blue goblin inhabited the souls of politicians and police officers alike during the great G20 debacle in Toronto, Canada in 2010. Democratic rights and freedoms were all thrown aside to quench the thirst of the "blue goblin".
by The Visitor! September 9, 2011
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Little Goblin Boy

A little goblin boy can be defined as some who follows another person around and does what they say. Its like a willing slave. They are usually submissive to their master.
Timmy always is with Tod. he is tod's Little Goblin Boy! That Glizzy Gulper!
by Fertal Load April 24, 2022
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Ass Goblin

Critters that squirm inside of the your rumpus crack, and live to their lives content. They live inside your flabby ass untill their shit overwhelms your insides and you turn gay and hump everything in site. Now the word 'Ass Goblin' isn ot a word ot be used by the light-hearted. Be careful, it will eat you up with all itsm ight
1. Your fat reminds me of the ass goblin i bumped up my butt.
2. you are a nasty Ass Goblin who only loves himself and the poo of others.
by Lukas Mary May 17, 2004
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whore goblin

1. A person that is a complete slut.

2. Nothing about them is real and they don't give a fuck what anybody says.

3. Basically a whore just with the word goblin after it.

4. A goblin that's a whore.
by DUB1357 August 8, 2009
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butt goblin

An evil creature residing in an anal cavity. Particularly one who creates mass quantities of gasses of a foul smelling nature. When one has unexplained gas attacks, it is said to be due to the presence of a butt goblin.
Matt: "Dude, why are you farting so much?"

Jeremy: "I think my anus is possessed by a butt goblin!"
by Hoopty Doopty June 4, 2010
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Crotch Goblin

A derogatory term used by insufferable “child-free” morons referring to kids.
“People who use the phrase ‘crotch goblin’ are arguably more annoying than vegans.”
by Terribly Unfunny August 26, 2022
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Green Goblin Hunting

Using full (night before garbage collection) rolling green garbage cans launched at high speeds to cause severe vandalism to cars and property.

Good places for ripe goblins are - houses with baby toys in the yard (diapers), houses with lots of pets, painters houses,

Good places to deploy goblins are long road stretches with rich snoby people

How To - get 4 people in a fast 4 door car, ride around and grab 4 goblins with good wheels - VERY IMPORTANT!!!!, next roll the goblins beside the car with your hand holding the goblin and accellerate to roughly 80-90mph find your targets and let each person release their green goblin. Results will vary every time but the outcome is always the same, if the goblin impacts the taget gets fubared.
yo man, Andy went out to Bartlett in the civic green goblin hunting. I bet he made a mess out of a couple of Escalades
by Joel Bishop January 16, 2007
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