German Mudcake

After digesting 6 tacos from taco bell, you engage in sexual activities with your partner and then you take you penis out of her vagina and proceed to excrete feces all over her face and say "Auchtung."

After eating many taco bell i gave my bitch a german mudcake, just for kicks.

by RexIsDead November 28, 2007

germacube

A germacube is someone that is half german and half cuban which makes them a germ-a-cube

sema:my moms full german and my dads full cuban..
c2:so that would make you a germacube right?

by squidddly March 9, 2009

Germastic

Being in the presence of a large amount of germs. Unable to avoid being exposed to germs or viruses.

Visiting my friend with the flu was a germastic experience.

or.

It was germastic on the plane when the person seated next to me sneezed without covering their mouth.

by Paintdoctor June 17, 2009

German Squishy

when you take a shit and put it in a plastic bag, seal it and then throw it at a random persons face when they are sleeping

Jon- oh man last night i gave kyle a German Squishy, there was shit everywhere

Ralph- thats fucking sweet man

by coltonz. May 3, 2010

German Sprinter

A sexual endeavor in which one dons a German World War II garb, and chases around his or her significant other until they are captured, upon which the fun begins.

So, I gave my girlfriend a German Sprinter last night, and she really tired me out. She's got some endurance!

by Flam Drags September 10, 2010

German Flight Goggles

A man takes a hold of his man-junk and places one of his testicles over each eye socket of his partners face (as if wearing goggles) while draping his penis down the nose shaft.

My girl was asleep lastnight, and I made her wear the German Flight Goggles

by Lidless2010 October 30, 2010

German Fiddler

- When 2 or more people engage in sexual intercourse.

- Person 1 sticks his/her finger in either their bum hole or vagina.

- The partner grabs the arm of Person 1 and moves it in and out in a uniform motion.

- Causing Person 1 to slowly climax.

dude, i just gave that chick a german fiddler

by InfamousBrownie October 17, 2011