Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory 

Normal Person+Anonymity+Audience=Total Fuckwad

Proof that Plato's Ring of Gyges was a prophecy.

In Plato's Republic, Socrates proposes what a person would do if they were given the Ring of Gyges, which turns a person invisible and essentially anonymous. Would they still have an incentive to be just under such circumstances? We now know what's like because of the Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory. Let's just say, the results do not reflect well on man.

Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory by RandomAssDude November 7, 2011

talk greasy 

verb: To speak disparingingly about another person. To say ill words behind someones back.

Don't shake my hand, I know you talk greasy about me and my folks.

talk greasy by Ken215 June 26, 2006

greasebox

another word for a woman's pussy, box, puntang, choch, etc.

q: how is a kfc meal like a woman?
a: because once you are done with the legs, breast, and thighs, you have a greasy box to put your bone into.

greasebox by mr big January 31, 2005

Greased Weasel 

The Greased Weasel is the sickest rugby tournament in all of New York. It takes place in Oswego NY and is held by the SUNY Oswego's Men and Women's teams. If you win the Greased Weasel you are invited to the legendary drink-up that is equally if not more fun than the tournament itself! There will be some things you cannot un-see and alumnus you cannot un-meet, but is overall equivalent to rugby Christmas.

Hey, are you excited for the Greased Weasel?
Yeah! I moved my wedding to make sure I could go!

Greased Weasel by chachachachachooddee June 1, 2016

greasemastrr 

a man who loves grease and likes to stick his head in mcdonalds grease pots. sometimes associated with mastrr max, although they are not the same

Person 1: Richard Dickinson is a greasemastrr bro, he keeps smoking crack in the back alley of McDonalds and then he goes in just to stick his head in those pots.

Person 2: That's strange, keep an eye on him.

greasemastrr by Richard Dickinson December 3, 2020

Greasy Leon 

When receiving oral pleasure from a woman, pull out of her mouth and cum in your hand. Then wipe your hand in her hair.

Greasy Leon by Roostafy April 21, 2003

greasalicious 

The act of being very, very greasy.

Oh my God, Tiffany, your hair is so greasalicious today... try washing it.

greasalicious by Allie&Angie January 13, 2008