Goon

An act of pleasure involving moving your hand up and down your genitals.

Also known as Jerk off or Wank

"Jack likes to goon 3 times per day"

by Methlover67 October 7, 2025

Spunk Gooning

When you have a bunk bed and you are on the top bunk and cut a whole through the middle to then stick your penile structure down the hole for the person on the bottom bunk to pleasure it

Me and my cellmate got caught Spunk Gooning last night in prison.

by d1boogering May 6, 2025

tafari gooning

tafari goons in class to munting

tafari gooning and munting while planning to go iglooing with friends later

by goon maxer November 21, 2024

Gooning

Brain rot, totally zoning out

Dude, I'm exhausted, I'm gooning over here.

by lolbabe4 April 24, 2025

Moon Gooning

When you’re in the starfish position edging yourself under the moon and stargazing

Bro I did some moon gooning last night and it’s the most fun you can have by youself.

by Flash99 December 6, 2023

Pedo-Gooning

The act of scrolling through a childs instagram comments section.

I was caught Pedo-Gooning behind the sheds at school today.

by AdolfJizzler June 28, 2024

Flicker Gooning

Having sex with Peter Griffin's rizzalicious GYATT while screaming "SEX WITH CHILDREN!"

I was flicker gooning last night, it was so sigma.

by Erm what the sigma!! June 2, 2024