French Wallet

When someone cuts a hole in the bottom of their pocket and sticks their dick in it.

Yo last night my girlfriend just gave me the best French Wallet!

by ColorB June 14, 2017

french shotgun

When one person inhales smoke and another person breathes it in through the first person’s nose

Becky french shotgunned that bong rip straight from J’s nose

by rk2020 November 24, 2020

French Sandle

The insertion of the tongue into the earhole in order to lubricate it for further sexual contact via the ear

Charlie gave Hetty a quick french sandle as he didn't want to go in dry again

by Byron's Boys January 4, 2017

French floss

When you take a dump somewhere other than a restroom and you have nothing to wipe with you take off a sock a proceed to floss between your cheeks using both hands, one in the front and one in the back in a flossing motion.

Greg took a dump between 2 houses on the way home from school and had to French Floss because he didn’t have anything to wipe with.

by BobbyGeeeee February 15, 2023

French relay

A game played by 2 girls and 3-6 guys. The two girls kneel and suck off the guys for 30 seconds at a time; the guys rotate. The first girl to finish a guy off and swallow a mouthful of cum is the winner; the other girl then sucks off and swallows for all the remaining guys.

See also: French roulette.

Almost everybody left the party by about 2:00 but Steph and Annie stuck around, so me and some of my boys ended up having a French relay.

by anon444 December 29, 2010

French Inquisition

When you insert your penis into a baguette and use it to have sex with your partner.

Nobody expects the French Inquisition!

by B. Brejcha September 6, 2020

French 3

Stupid ass class that I dick around in.

Person one: Yo did you do your French 3 work today?

Person two: fuck no.

by Leafeon Sussy September 21, 2023