Blind French

A game where one person is blindfolded and goes around the room frenching anyone one time. The person who is frenched puts on the blindfold and begins the cycle again.

A bunch of friends and me were playing blind french.
A hot girl french kissed me and than took off the blindfold and handed it to me.
I put on the blindfold and frenched my guy friend. It was very awkward when I passed him the blindfold.

by ADunkADunk August 18, 2009

French Lean

Peyronie's disease: an excessively curved or bent pecker. Named after a French surgeon, François de la Peyronie, who first described the disease in 1743. Think of a banana-shaped dick.

Hey baby, ride side saddle to compensate for my French Lean.

The Leaning Tower of Pisa got nothing on this French Lean.

by PowerhouseD December 18, 2012

french earlobed

The act of putting a nail through someone's earlobe until they say the french word, "Oui."

Faggot 1: "Hey man is that a new earring?"

Faggot 2: "Nah man, I got french earlobed."

by The Rogue Faggot December 12, 2017

frenching around

When in a multilingual group, the French-speaking folks segregate and start chatting in their own tongue.

These guys are always frenching around. They are up to something evil, or cute.

by tuxu January 29, 2017

french chef

A man who solely lives to mix his seed in others. A pleasant man, who cooks many broths. Those broths being the succulent legs of thou frog. The slimy nature of the ambient creature leaves little to be desired, but the simple mind may sway to it’s every present scent. The buss.

Daniel mate, can I smell fresh pastries? Because you’re acting like such a french chef!

by noblindonkey March 30, 2021

French tickler

When a man/woman eats a can of corn the night before and the next night before they shit they get fucked in the ass

Hey babe better eat your corn so I can give you a french tickler tomorrow

by kingsize February 27, 2022

The French Catheter

While getting a blow job from someone with a stoma you put your finger over the stoma to increase the suction.

Debbie wasn’t getting a good seal on Joe, so she gave herself the French catheter and finished the job like a pro.

by anonymous July 21, 2022